The alaskan equivalent for camel toe. Moose lips are generally used for girls that have a big crease in their cunt that looks like you could slip a credit card into with ease.
"This fat puerto rican chick in my civics class has moose lips."
"Your pair of moose lips is showing, cheyenne"
"Your pair of moose lips is showing, cheyenne"
by A Moose Lips Identifior February 13, 2008
Get the Moose Lips mug.A slur referring to Canadians. It finds its origin in the common practice of the same name in northern Canada. Canadians living by themselves in cabins in the frozen north often grow very lonely during the long winter months. These Canadians then spread their food scraps outside of their cabin. Moose (and other animals) are attracted by the smell of this food, and the Kanuk then proceeds to mount said Moose, often pleasuring himself hundreds of times with the same moose until springtime!
American: Man, Keith is such a moose fucker! I know cabin fever can get bad, but why doesn't he just polish off some alcohol instead?
Canadian: Well, he's originally from Georgia, so he only drinks Southern Comfort. But a Moose's bunghole offers just as much comfort!
Canadian: Well, he's originally from Georgia, so he only drinks Southern Comfort. But a Moose's bunghole offers just as much comfort!
by John Christian December 26, 2008
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MOOSEFULNESS
Like "Usefulness" but for Moose linguists
also the name of a youtuber
But predominately part of the Moose-dictionary.
MOOSEFUL is derived from MOOSEFULNESS
Like "Usefulness" but for Moose linguists
also the name of a youtuber
But predominately part of the Moose-dictionary.
MOOSEFUL is derived from MOOSEFULNESS
Moose (or liguist of the moose-kind) - "I know something quite mooseful. A can opener.
Other: what's the moosefulness of that?
Moose: well, you won't have to open cans with your hooves anymore
Other: what's the moosefulness of that?
Moose: well, you won't have to open cans with your hooves anymore
by Moosefanatic January 10, 2010
Get the MOOSEFULNESS mug.A temporary loss of all body control due to excitement, happiness or joy. A pet name. A "Brittney" like action. Another word for the act of lipping, cupcaking or burrowing in a loved one.
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