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I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito

(idiomatic, Southern US) To engage in/attempt to engage in sexual activity by means of doxxing the already married man who caused your gay awakening.

Term originally created in 1945 by Albert Einstein.
“I told you!” Gabriel said, “I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito!”
“You whore! You promised me last time you would stop! I’m breaking up with you!”
by albyeinstein April 10, 2022
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Montgomery

A town otherwise known as MontScumery. A little crappy town in Northeastern, Pennsylvania.
Jim: Where'd you go to school?
Jill: Montgomery!
Jim: -_-
Jill: *Takes off her clothes and rapes Jim*
Jim: I HAVE HERPES NOW!!!!!!
by a;sidhkjfvlb March 16, 2011
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Montenegrin foot spa

When you ejaculate on an older woman's foot than lick out the remaining seamen from inbetween her toes
"Yo what did you and Shelby do last night"

"I gave her a Montenegrin foot spa"

"Nice man"
by Your side bitch November 16, 2014
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monte sant angelo

a school mostly filled with white girls who are most probably dating view or shore kids. the girls in this school can act occasionally ‘inappropriate’ and young for their age but is expected for a white girl school in north sydney
“yeah, she’s a monte sant angelo student.”
by chxrrymin June 17, 2019
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Pink Montero

-noun, verb trans. The act of four men partaking in intercourse with a single woman, each grasping the limbs of said woman for added stability (hence the reference to the Mitsubishi Montero, a four-wheel-drive sport-utility-vehicle). Also may be used as a means of conveyance.
Rupert: My Bentley is in the shop; how are we going to get to the country club?
Nigel: Perhaps Rachael will be up for another pink montero.
Rupert: Indeed.
by !ntel $pecial April 11, 2009
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montenegro

It is an African man who lives in the mountains.
Look, there's a montenegro running down the hill.
by nOOb Killer June 12, 2006
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Montgomery High School

A high school in Santa Rosa, Sonoma County (CA). It's is well-known for it's prestigious IB (International Baccalaureate) Program and is located conveniently near Montgomery Village, a shopping center. The student populous is near about 1,800 students and it's known for it's excellent education and stupendous sports. The students are, however, are a combination between Marillo Carillo bitches and Santa Rosa Artquest nerds. Go figure!
A few Montgomery High School stereotypes:

Monty want-to-be-Indie person: I hate this school, there's so many preps. I'm going to go get high now.

Monty I-wish-I-were-at-Carillo: Omg there's like totally hella cute football players lol. I'm going to go get drunk and have sex, ttyl!

Monty I-wish-were-in-Artquest: Anime pwns! Time to dye my hair and stand out!

Monty IB kid: I must get home to finish my Calculus BC homework for next week and my IB Anthro project for next month before my second badminton practice, snort!
by NonStereotypicalTeenager November 5, 2011
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