Mondo

Adjective: Enormous; huge, colossal, gargantuan, ample in size, super colossal, thundering, tremendous, vast, voluminous, walloping, whopper, whopping

P: Yo G make me some food

G: Why

P: I just took a mondo L to the face

by ChRiS 3 August 16, 2009

mondo

A word that may be used as either an adjective or a noun.

As an adjective:
Used to describe a person or thing that is extremely flamboyant in nature.

As a noun:
A person that has very feminine qualities. May also be used to describe a variety of squeeze drinks.

Variations:
mondoness, mondolicious

adj.

"That kilt is so mondo!"

noun

Person: "You're such a mondo!"
Drink: "Let me take a sip of that mondo"

by Alex January 7, 2005

Mondo Duke

The act of taking shits worse than the bombs dropped on Japan the art of the Mondo Duke leaves the bathroom render useless as any nigga who dares to enter will gang banged by the intense smell of your masterpiece thus named a Mondo Duke

Bill:Man I took a MONDO DUKE
Jose: que? MONDO DUKE?
Bill:Jose i took the biggest shit ever the bathroom cant be used anymore
Jose:Que? Bano?
Bill:JOSE NOOOOOOO!

by Niggalini May 17, 2020

Mongolian Mega Punch

When you stick one fist in a girl's vagina and the other in her anus. Then you lift her up like a bow and arrow and point her at a target, acting like your shooting an actual bow and arrow shouting Harukan! Harukan!

Susie: Gess what?
Mary: What?
Susie:Myboyfriend gave me a mongolian mega punch last night
Mary:Ahhhhhhhhh lucky!!!

by Lucas Reeves April 4, 2010

Mongolian Fartchery

A tactic where someone leaves a group of people or a public space immediately after farting. It derives from the tactics of Mongolian Horseback Archery, which involves attacking and then retreating swiftly to avoid retaliation.

Mongolian Fartchery is commonly employed for two reasons:

a) To avoid detection or accusation from others regarding the fart

b) As a spiteful farewell gift for others remaining in the public space

Albus, cut down on the Mongolian Fartchery... everyone knows you're not actually going outside to text anyways.

by meowfulcopter March 18, 2011

Mongolian Fire

A burning sensation of the penis during and immediately following anal sex with a partner that had spicy food the day before.

Indian food? Do you WANT to give me the mongolian fire?!?!

by Skinnerr April 5, 2011

mongolian scrouge

When a girl sucks your dick while you take a shit

Hoss got the Mongolian scrouge at URI

by Mongolian Scrouge October 2, 2017