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Bonke Monke

The monke overlord that rules the universe and many years ago, defeated chonke donke in the great battle for earth. Bonke Monke's followers have commited to an eternity of only using words, adapting words, or coming up with new words that rhyme with monke, such as donke, stronke, chonke, honke, johnke, tanke, and ur momke. A documentary is currently being made for the search for Bonke Monke's Tanke that he used to defeat Chonke Donke.
Chonke Donke Stronke Bonke Bonke Monke.
by BONKEMONKE September 27, 2021
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Monkey Jam

Hanging from the rim preferably with one arm after you dunk on someone. Usually accompanied by a big scream.
Man, you just see that monkey jam on that white boy.
by actiondon April 18, 2009
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MonkeyHump

Term coined by Brandon Vloch to describe the leveraging of a mechanic in a table top board gaming that allows the player to gain more that the normal amount of resources, victory points or take an additional action.
Don totally MonkeyHumped the Harbor space in Lords of Waterdeep.
by madtown_gamer February 9, 2017
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Eight Monks

A group of eight highly talented and enlightened individuals, each commonly referred to as a G.O.A.T in their respective areas of expertise. Each individual in this group is always in higher state of existence, way above everyone else and the haters out there!
All hail the goat and the eight monks!
by boochslaya August 18, 2019
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Daddy Monkey

A 30 year old cultured black Tyrone BDSM genomemaxed carpenter Chad with high fructose content and immense SMV. He fufills your typical zoomer Becky's daddy kink and has a zulu meat spear for a cock. Rough in the sheets, and vague with the deets, he's Daddy Monkey. Shut it down.
You're just mad she got her intestines dug up by the Daddy Monkey.
by Feridon Hamidi November 25, 2021
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slap your monkey

Jerry slapped his monkey, example of slap your monkey
by meat_beater February 27, 2015
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freezing the monkey

Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce
"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."
by Zainium August 10, 2019
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