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If you ever come across a Monika in your life, your only option is to either fall in love or run away.
WARNING: Monika will always be an All or nothing kind of girl, and sees the world only in black & white so you NEED to be mentally strong to experience the goddess willing to do anything for your pleasure, or see the devil incarnate herself.
SPOILER ALERT: It's all god damn worth it.
If you ever come across a Monika in your life, your only option is to either fall in love or run away.
WARNING: Monika will always be an All or nothing kind of girl, and sees the world only in black & white so you NEED to be mentally strong to experience the goddess willing to do anything for your pleasure, or see the devil incarnate herself.
SPOILER ALERT: It's all god damn worth it.
''Do you know a Monika mate?''
''Nah unfortunately not, there ain't enough of them''
''Yoo seen you yesterday with a beauty by your side who that?!''
''This girl I've been dating recently bro her name's Monika''
''YOU LUCKY MOTHERF*''
''Nah unfortunately not, there ain't enough of them''
''Yoo seen you yesterday with a beauty by your side who that?!''
''This girl I've been dating recently bro her name's Monika''
''YOU LUCKY MOTHERF*''
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"Back from hell, cell 23. Tell the warden kiss my ass,
Pockets on Monique" -Lil Wayne
"Back from hell, cell 23. Tell the warden kiss my ass,
Pockets on Monique" -Lil Wayne
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Get the Pockets on Monique mug.An imaginary condition invented by people who have no experience with using computers. Computers scare them, so they pretend the monitor makes their eyes or brain hurt so they can run away. c.f. motion sickness. Real people can sit in front of monitors for days at a time and feel no ill effects.
old lady: oo-er, this computer tv screen makes my eyes go a bit funny. I think I have that there monitor malaise.
normal person: shut up, you moronic old bitch *shoots*
normal person: shut up, you moronic old bitch *shoots*
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