modjon

Modjon the guy with the biggest dick ever it’s so big even a king kong girl can’t take the dick and

Modjon just fucked the shit out of me

by ljbrown June 10, 2021

Mongo Longo

Tony Montenegro

Che mongo longo

by David jalapeño July 3, 2021

Mongolian Heat Pleat

First documented in the late Ming Dynasty, a common practice amongst the Mongol men during the Mongol/Khanate invasions of China; usually involving 3 or more men braiding each others foreskins together to avoid cryopathy of the glans. Colloquially known as Cock Cording and Knob Knitting. This is now referred to in the modern age as Docking.

“Christ lads, it’s so friggen’ cold out here, we should probs join in on a Mongolian Heat Pleat to save our skins!”

“Hey Steve, Kev and I were talking about trying out that Mongolian Heat Pleat thing we learnt in history yesterday? You want in?”

by Ghangrenis Khant December 2, 2021

Mongolian Gay Prince

A prince in Mongolia who had sexual intercourse with a goldfish, it was detailed to be the first sign that humanity is developing industrially. It is assumed that the goldfish had Lithuanian ball cancer which turned the Mongolian Gay Prince into a beagle hound.

Mongolian Gay Princes have massive penises.

by Green Testicles January 15, 2022

Mongolian Dome

The action of immaculate dome from a Mongolian throat singer

“I just got the best Mongolian dome of my life.”

by zaddymongonliansinger February 18, 2022

Mongolian navy

The strongest navy in the world. Armed to the teeth with a tugboat, "sukhbaatar," and 7 lads (one of them can swim.) they patrol a lake and ship items to Russia.

USA: We got battleships and aircraft carriers!
Mongolian navy: Oh yeah? We got a tugboat manned by a guy who can swim!
USA: Fuck we can't beat that...

by Eat 26 dicks May 29, 2022

Mongolian throat penis

When a girl does Mongolian throat singing and someone puts their dick in her throat

HOLY SHIT SHES DOING THE MONGOLIAN THROAT PENIS!!!!!

by Willy donka August 31, 2022