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Midrand

Situated between Pretoria and Johannesburg, it is also known as Madrand or Stabrand due to the high crime and violence in the suburb. Also reffered to as little Durban/India due to all the suped-up cars and fake bling draped around most inhabitants
Person 1: Do you want to go to Midrand?
Person 2: No dude! Do I look like I own a shitty car with cheap rims and fake neon lights? Besides I don't feel like getting mugged and be sent to the hospital

Person 1: Oh look we passing Midrand
Person 2: We must be lost, let me step on the accelerator
by averageJoeTEK November 24, 2011
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instant migrate

(to) Instant Migrate

Meaning to log off MSN, AIM, or any other IM software without saying goodbye to the people you are talking to.

Someone who does this a lot is known as an Instant Migrator.
Person #1: I cant believe you Instant Migrated from our conversation last night.
Person #2: And...
Person #1: You do it all the time you f**cking instant migrator. It's really annoying.
by urban--english-dictionary November 19, 2007
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It took us over an hour and a half to complete a 50 minute journey.
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migrant workers

these are generaly polish, slovak, russian or portugese people who come to work in another country..normally northern ireland.

you will find most of them are lazy, rapists, diseased or have been in prison for robbery. They are also all illegaly claiming benefits from the British Government to satisfy their drug habits.
John: where are those new workers from?

Billy: they are fucking migrant workers..
by nick_griffin November 2, 2010
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