baby microwave

Baby microwave describes a person who has had really sexy burns from a microwave when he was 4.

Random guy: Dude that guy looks like a *baby microwave*
Other guy: I know!

by Fake Real Name March 23, 2021

Public Microwave

adj. A public area where a group/groups of people gather in a confined space and it gets hot and sweaty.

The club down on fifth is always such a public microwave.

by Grindrcollab August 19, 2021

Worcester Microwave

When someone farts in a microwave and then shoves their mates head inside, similar to a Dutch oven.

Sam wasn't expecting a thing when he walked into the kitchen to get Worcester Microwaved by Brett this morning.

by The Oven'er August 24, 2021

Lava microwave

some thing is tiny

you are lava microwave

by hisir lababaw October 27, 2021

Swedish Microwave

A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)

"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"

by aioubhgfob3e03 October 27, 2021

Scottish Microwave

When you're receiving a blowjob with a kilt and you pass gas. Much like a "Dutch oven" but without the sheets.

Things were getting hot and she went down on me but I accidentally gave her the "Scottish Microwave"

by Cave29 January 23, 2022

Tactical Microwave

A microwave but has knives and looks like it's prepared for war

(People think everything that has tactical in it is sexually related.)

Person 1: Should I buy a microwave
Person 2: Buy a tactical Microwave

by Yesperson2000 February 2, 2022