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microceph

Derogatory term for a person who has an abnormally small head as a result of being born with microcephaly, which can occur either due to infections, malnutrition, or toxin exposure. Microcephaly usually results in intellectual disabilities and speech delay, and some may have epilepsy or abnormal muscle functionality.
Kyle: OMG, how come that person's head is small?
Chris: He's a microceph. His mother contracted zika virus during pregnancy and suffered as a result.
by The Real Driller March 2, 2025
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Microsoft Product

Any product that is poorly designed, easy to hack, bloated, annoying to use, laggy, full of unwanted features, or prone to frequent malfunction.

Not always necessarily a Microsoft product or even any kind of software.
“Sorry I’ll be a little late to the meeting, Teams is being a Microsoft product again.”

“That new game I got off Steam last month crashed five times while I was trying to play it. What a Microsoft product.”

“My new bike’s frame has already started to bend and break like the Microsoft product it is.”
by Shepherd Guy March 14, 2025
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Micro$lop

A fusion of Micro$oft and Microslop, Micro$oft because of them being addicted to money and micro$lop because of all the ai they’ve been adding recently
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microsoft

"My day is like Microsoft so far"
"That is so Microsoft"
by grok2 May 9, 2025
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Microsofted

"You Just Got Microsofted"
(verb)

When a company gets so dominant and cocky that government regulators slam them with antitrust lawsuits, lawsuits, restrictions, or public humiliation — just like Microsoft in the late '90s.
Examples:

“Bro, Nvidia locked AI devs into CUDA again.”

→ “Oh damn… they’re about to get Microsofted.”

“Apple’s gatekeeping USB-C till the EU forced ‘em.”

→ “Classic Microsofting.”
by Brokugeta May 28, 2025
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Microsofted

"You Just Got Microsofted"
(verb)

When a company gets so dominant and cocky that government regulators slam them with antitrust lawsuits, lawsuits, restrictions, or public humiliation — just like Microsoft in the late '90s.
Examples:

“Bro, Nvidia locked AI devs into CUDA again.”

→ “Oh damn… they’re about to get Microsofted.”

“Apple’s gatekeeping USB-C till the EU forced ‘em.”

→ “Classic Microsofting.”
by Brokugeta May 28, 2025
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microsofting

When an important person in Microsoft decides to release unimportant feature updates to their operating system and stuffs the system with bloatware. (microsofting)
Example: "The microsofting era has begun yet again."
by person who is ordinary June 30, 2025
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