Melted Snowman

The act of rolling your penis into the shape of a ball, then grabbing both testicles, smushing them together, then proceeding to shove it into your partner's mouth, then ejaculating, causing a Melted Snowman.

Dad: Hey kids, do you want to make a melted snowman?

Kids: Yes daddy!

Or

Come here bitch lemme give you a melted snowman!

by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024

What A Melt Bai

A cork term for someone who is cringe beyond belief, best used for someone who puts quotes on all their social media posts

he's/she's an absolute melt did you see what they posted

look what xxxx just put up, what a melt bai

by Cork bai November 9, 2023

melted ice cream

thick cum in a bowl

I gave my gf Melted ice cream and she said it’s salty

by vittusloom August 21, 2023

Melting

A daily occurrence where two people destined to be together use adorable and loving phrases in an attempt to cause the other to figuratively 'melt' into a puddle of their own feelings.

I can't believe you took the time to make a list of things you wanted to ask me on how my life's going. I'm melting.

by Person #65195848946216458 March 10, 2024

Melt

An absolute idiot/someone stupid with no common sense.

Kieran is an absolute melt he can't spell anything correctly

by J£nn November 7, 2021

melted banana

n. caused by naomi costa gag; not to be confused with minted like banans

my milkshake gave him a melted banana

by naomi March 25, 2005

Melt

Daniel Erb
Something no-one wants to be

You're such a lose, you're a melt

by dansamelt January 23, 2018