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Mattress Pumper

A young guy, shy, loner, usually a teenager, often a geek, who does not have a girlfriend and spends far too much time alone, often at home in his bedroom, when other people his age are out having a good time. The implication being that he is wanking or fucking, i.e. "Pumping" his mattress because he can't root a real Sheila. The meaning of the term and it's use might have nothing in common.
An underage drinker (under 18) is in a bar and bumps, into a grown man who shouts at him, "Piss off, you little mattress pumper".
by sbjkd January 19, 2009
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mattrick

When you score more goals then everyone else, even though your slower. Every goal has to be top corner with many (dangles).
Elia dangled his way to his infinite consecutive mattrick.
by Kenan Williams April 3, 2007
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Mastro

Adj. Acting like a spoiled rich brat.
AJ is so mastro showing off his new car.
by FalcoFoxandMocha January 14, 2008
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mastronardi

The place were Hope goes to die.
Did you hear about mastronardi ?
Yeah...that place is depressing.
by Morrison82 June 20, 2019
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human mattress

An act performed usually by two female strippers, with an observer. The observer lays on the floor, then the first stripper lays face up on the observers chest so that his head is pretty much between her legs. The 2nd stripper then lays face down 69 style on top and proceeds to perform cunnilingus on the first stripper while the observer gets an up-close view.
Brad must have loved his bachelor party, those strippers gave him a human mattress
by Dragon887 December 17, 2007
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heir mattress

Did you see that video!? That chick is an heir mattress!
by Bill gronos June 11, 2006
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Mantruding

Slang term used by females to describe the act of intruding on a majority male gathering, thus, "man-truding"; simply intruding on man time.
Kyndall and Pilar were worried that they might be mantruding on their boyfriend's game of poker, but they ended up playing a fun game of Apples to Apples together.

"OMG i kinda felt like i was mantruding 'cause me n sasha were the only girls there haha"
by Figga Jigga April 11, 2009
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