Making dinner

Filling a receptacle with ejaculate for the purpose of feeding it to someone, at times unbeknownst to them, at a later date.

Richie was busy in the bathroom making dinner over pornhub to share with the girls at work tomorrow.

by Ritchie_bee June 14, 2016

making chili

Anal sex (regardless of object for penetration) resulting in defecation.

Gerald and Patsy were making chili last night. Apparently the clean-up was totally gnarly.

by unmentionablequestionables January 22, 2017

Maphing

When a person has been caught making an awkward face in a photo that they were unaware was being taken

Jim- "Hey have you seen that picture of Dwight?"
Pam-"Oh yeah Michael he was totally maphing in the background"

by unsweetea February 1, 2017

making your bitches come true

When your complaining leads to the consequence you were complaining about.

Her boyfriend finally dumped her because she kept hassling him about how he wouldn't get more serious. I told her "you keep making your bitches come true."

by DJRobZiem February 15, 2017

Making giraffes

When your significant other sneaks you into their house to have sex while their parents are home

Guy 1: “Bro, what did you do last night?”
Guy 2: “ My girlfriend and I were Making Giraffes and that bitches dad caught us and called the cops.”
Guy 1: Damn that nigga strict

by Coocoocrackerkid November 6, 2017

makin' omelettes

A term to describe the act of two naked pregnant women performing a chest bump.

I watched my wife and her friend makin' omelettes last night.

by spoople June 23, 2019

Marking the Lambs

When an alpha male dips his elongated ballsack into the gaping chasm of his submissive female’s anal cavity, followed by punching her in the back of the head causing her asshole to contract forcefully around the male’s testicles, thus marking the lambs

I fucked her so hard in the ass that she squirted substance all over my cock and balls so next thing I knew I was violently Marking the Lambs !

by xXHyamSteamLordXx August 21, 2019