Malcolm Gruijters

malcolm gruijters is very smart

by Malcolm21321231231 September 24, 2020

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macophobic

One who is afraid of using a Mac (Macintosh) computer or any other Apple Inc. product for no apparent reason.

That macophobic student still refuses to purchase an iPod.

by Jon Barr September 26, 2007

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Macon

Amazing,sweetest,most perfect girl ever! with blue eyes and a beautiful face and a beautiful body if you have a Macon keep her and when she says she loves you believe her <3

Conner:Macon I love you
Macon:I love you too
Conner:I believe you

by CMW0112 July 1, 2011

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Dirty Malcolm

when a girl shits while the man eats her out. And the man then eats the shit and procedes to make out with the girl. The man then shits in the pussy and fucks her!

Last night I had the best Dirty Malcolm in a long time.

by ssr111 February 25, 2011

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1. to have a dad tats soo hott he gives it good and a mom tats a milf

2. to be a guy hit on by gay pick up lines

3. to get ur ass kicked every time you talk to a girl

4. to be scared when hit on by girls

uve been malcolmd if u get a pick up line as bad as:

is ur father a theif cuz it looks like some1 stole the stars from the sky and put them in ur eyes

or

fuck me if im wrong but rnt u jennifer lopez?

by malcolms dad is hott January 25, 2005

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