Mellow Mushroom

The Mellow Mushroom is a place that functions as (a.) A Pizzeria, and (b.) Where hippies are stored at nighttime when no-one else is using them.
"Hey, I'm going to the Mellow Mushroom for dinner today."
"Nice! That place is always a surprise, tell me what new and interesting diseases you get while you're there!"
"Will do."
by The Mighty Sir Realist December 26, 2017
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mushroom capper

Another name for the head of a penis.
She wrapped her mouth around my mushroom capper and dam did that feel good.
by jimmybomm December 18, 2020
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Loose Mushroom

Guy 1: Damn, Phi is a loose mushroom.
Guy 2: I thought Phi was a guy?
Guy 1: Me too!
Guy 2: What?
by ESTATE August 10, 2008
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sad mushroom

girl, mike talk a big talk, but when I got him back to my room all he had was a sad mushroom!
by bigcurvefan January 21, 2013
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Field Mushroom

A man with an less than average sized penis sprouting long pubic hair.
As he went to pay for the coffee, he dropped his pants and fell. "Jim that is quite a sketchy field mushroom you are packing there. I bet it's delicious." she said. He replied with a hoping smile.
by Muggen Mole (Rock'n Roll) July 09, 2015
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mushroom tip

1. The glans penis.
2. The entire penis (e.g., the shaft as the stalk of the mushroom and the glans penis as the cap).
"... she took out my mushroom tip, and when it came out it went drip-drip-drip..." (Sublime, "Caress Me Down")
by Brown Sugar March 19, 2003
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mushroom helmet

Can you make my mushroom helmet touch your tonsils?
by smitty December 21, 2002
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