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Acronym: DLI
A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.
Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.
Acronym: DLI
A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.
Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.
I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.
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A form of obnoxious reproach, offered by a non-authority and normally in the form of an insistence that others adhere to rules. This decree is normally made when the rule being broken is only offensive to the one issuing the lardunn and is not significantly interfering with others' enjoyment.
A form of obnoxious reproach, offered by a non-authority and normally in the form of an insistence that others adhere to rules. This decree is normally made when the rule being broken is only offensive to the one issuing the lardunn and is not significantly interfering with others' enjoyment.
Person A: You noob. Don't ever include the entire digest when emailing the list!
Person B: Dude, whatever. Stop with the lardunn already.
Or
Person A: Your mp3 is in an unacceptable format as you chose to use a low constant bit rate when a higher VBR was available. And have you ever heard of lossless, retard?
Person B: Do you have a girlfriend? Nice lardunn, a-hole.
Source: Erik Estrada, Los Angeles, CA
Person B: Dude, whatever. Stop with the lardunn already.
Or
Person A: Your mp3 is in an unacceptable format as you chose to use a low constant bit rate when a higher VBR was available. And have you ever heard of lossless, retard?
Person B: Do you have a girlfriend? Nice lardunn, a-hole.
Source: Erik Estrada, Los Angeles, CA
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