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cunt lard

somebody who thinks they know what they are talking about but have no idea.
bob-"dude did you hear about lori"
tom-"ya i herd she sucked some dick"
kyle-"thats not true cunt lard"
bob-"ya it is cumslicer"
by firecrotch17bitch May 8, 2007
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Paternity leard

A beard that is allowed to grow without trimming during paternity leave.
Your baby smells like shit, and so does that paternity leard.
by Goveezy March 19, 2014
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direct lard injection

(n)

Acronym: DLI

A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.

Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.
I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.
by Ken September 11, 2003
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James Luardo

James luardo is Best man at ever! He gets all the women, and has a huge amount of money! I am a hot Asian man, with big penis.
WOW it is so hot out here, oh no, the cause was because James Luardo was here!
by Ahmend May 19, 2021
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lardia

Derived from fat lard.
Someone stupid, dumb, fat, annoying, ect...
Ashley: You're ugly!
Julie: LARDIA!!!
by Julieeghjhgjq June 3, 2006
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lardunn

n. singular. pron: LAR-duhn

A form of obnoxious reproach, offered by a non-authority and normally in the form of an insistence that others adhere to rules. This decree is normally made when the rule being broken is only offensive to the one issuing the lardunn and is not significantly interfering with others' enjoyment.
Person A: You noob. Don't ever include the entire digest when emailing the list!
Person B: Dude, whatever. Stop with the lardunn already.

Or

Person A: Your mp3 is in an unacceptable format as you chose to use a low constant bit rate when a higher VBR was available. And have you ever heard of lossless, retard?
Person B: Do you have a girlfriend? Nice lardunn, a-hole.
Source: Erik Estrada, Los Angeles, CA
by Erik Estrada September 4, 2008
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lardon

"When we were doing excersises at Weight Watchers and I totally got a lardon."
by the real zack c August 25, 2006
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