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Jock Lock Wedgie

When you either:
Trip your victim over
Or
Find a victim conviniently on the floor already
And
You wegdie the back of their pants up hard and then force their legs up and attach the leg holes of the pants over their feet. This renders them unable to get free and the more they struggle, the tighter their wedgie gets.
This works better if you tie their hands up and if they are wearing tight jeans as they will hold the wedgie in more. Also, if performed on a female do a frontal wedgie too to add to their discomfort... and it's pure evil if they need the toilet beforehand as they will probably end up peeing themselves due to the increased pressure on their bladder!
I was lying on my bed on my stomach the other day in my skinny jeans, complaining to my older sister about how much I needed to go piss, but I couldn't be bothered. She laughed and suddenly jumped onto my back, giving me a jock lock wedgie and tugging up at the front a little too for effect. While I was struggling she tied my hands out in front of me and then left me. She came back ten minutes later and found me lying in a puddle of my own pee - I have never been so embarassed!
by AnomA100 July 20, 2008
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licks

a noun, slang for robberies
I rented a piece (firearm) for the licks.
by 1969 GTO April 11, 2004
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Locker-box

Being able to stick both your cock and balls into the vagina.
"i locker-boxed" that puck bunny last night
by wyse May 20, 2008
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Locker Room Talk

The crude, vulgar, offensive and often sexual trade of comments guys pass to each other, usually in high school locker rooms. Exists solely for the purpose of male comedy and is not meant to be taken seriously.
Jenny overheard me calling her a cum dumpster when I was out with the guys last night. I told her it was just locker room talk and she totally forgot about it.
by SpyderNinja July 29, 2009
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locker

Let's go shove Ned in a locker.
by BB48 October 23, 2005
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lock

if 7 keys open one lock than its a bad lock.
but if 1 key opens 7 locks than its a master key.

lock: vagina

key: dick
by hickbreezy January 12, 2010
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Fart Locker

Wow, the fart locker is working overtime today.
by Domenic April 23, 2003
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