I'm Literally A Communist

Another way of saying "I'm a feeble-minded piece of crap". Typically uttered by cringey self-styled wannabe Commies, "Tankie" idiots and autist ANTIFA weaklings whilst they look at their Iphones and sip their soy lattes from Starbucks, taking advantage of the fruits of Capitalism and the free speech (and the Police they despise, usually) which protects them whilst spouting a lot of seditious gibberish and feigned solidarity with the working class, likely out of guilt of being from a wealthy family, notice how few of them work, unlike we of the working class, who are just trying to get by, and actually hate those clowns because we're very patriotic.

Most infamously said by Ash "I'm literally a Communist" Sarkar, a brain-dead aspie who hates this country and thinks we're so bad, yet won't buy a one-way ticket to somewhere like Venezuela, North Korea or Red China and move her sorry carcass there and be amongst her "comrades" over there, even though 98% of Britons would gladly buy the ticket and tell her not to let the door hit her on the arse on the way out. Seriously, Sarkar, from the British working class, FUCK. RIGHT. OFF. we don't want you here.

"I'm Literally a Communist" said mongoloidic Guardianista Ash Sarkar, as she enjoyed the fruits of our Capitalist system, such as computers, wealth, having enough to eat, a "smart" phone, the internet, free speech, holidays, whilst at the same crapping all over we, the British working class, GTFO out of our country, you aren't wanted here!

by Wardie1993 August 16, 2023

A literal imposter

Hey, what happened to you wife? How much are you paying her to keep her quiet?

Hym "How does a literal imposter go about criticizing the guy he's pretending to be? Seriously, murder this guys kid or something. See if doing this to me stops he kid from getting murdered."

by Hym Iam February 28, 2024

skibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five

a level five chad with rizz from ohio

person 1: Yo are you sigma skibidi? i heard you were!
person 2: Nahh but Mathias is a lskibidi sigma ohio level 5 gy'att with the literal goat sauce so lookxxmax ohio rizz so muscle daddy in ohio only in ohio uncle giggled my ass when i was five.

by penisslikker January 2, 2024

Wait hold on Guys this game mode is literally grimace ohio skibidi toilet and duke dennis did you pray today gyatt level 3 gyat rizz

This very obnoxious term is used to describe a g-mod (Garry's mod) creation which is skibidi toilet, while also combining a lot of brain rot terms which children usually find amusing, and fun to watch.

Wait hold on Guys this game mode is literally grimace ohio skibidi toilet and duke dennis did you pray today gyatt level 3 gyat rizz! (About G-mod)

by KAN3AN June 9, 2024

Literal Larry

That wise legendary lobster everyone loves!

Hey bro, have you seen @ImLiteralLarry1's new post?Literal Larry rocks!

by anonymous April 15, 2021

literally

a word used by people who are lacking the ability to express how important the thing that they are talking about to other person; people who don't have the ability to use effective hand gestures and face expressions to tell how important something is. *p.s. the person is you lol get wrecked

homie #1: *had a stroke before, cant do serious face* bro, i forgot to tell you, but i took your cat for the annual national auction day

homie #2: bruv my girl just took her to the vet

homie #1: "literally." *said with a normal face

homie #2: nah dude i aint playin ur jokes u do be lookin sus

also homie #2: BRO YOU MOTHERFU-

by the loving riri October 27, 2022

Literally 1984

used in a situation when something goes the wrong way. particularly referencing bad situations. sometimes used when somebody is being dramatic.

Guy 1: "i got robbed by a homeless man!"
Guy 2: "Literally 1984."

by Samucob123 April 13, 2024