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Limp dick

Erik has a limp dick therefore he couldn't bone May.
by JuicyBallsack March 7, 2017
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Limping Jack

An individual vulnerable to persuasion especially those who are emotionally weak.
Melvyne only goes for limping jacks because he doesn't like confident women.
by GarTig December 30, 2019
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Limp

a dude who is dry as fuck when he texts you but expects entertainment from you xo
" Kyle don't be fucking Limp"
by orangemuice April 6, 2020
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Limp Dick Warrior

Limp Dick Warrior has 3 meanings

1. Somebody who is a complete pussy and this stops them from having any fun and enjoying themselves

2. A person who is incredibly annoying and acts like a dick constantly

3. A proud virgin
“Nah Mason won’t come out tonight he’s being a limp dick warrior”

“I can’t stand jack at all he’s such a limp dick warrior

“Oh no Tommos still a virgin he’s a limp dick warrior”
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LIMP

Limp is an acronym for "Legends Immune to Mediocre Pussy." Limp is a noun referring to someone (typically a male) that would barely lift a finger to impress a woman (or anyone of interest). It is the opposite of a simp. What makes a limp special is their outright refusal put in any effort to attract women even if they would get something out of it. They even reject common chivalries on principle. This is a conscious effort enforced by the limp's values that encourage him to be anti.
I wish Jacob would get over himself. He says he wants a girlfriend but he won't even court a girl for whatever reason. He is such a limp.
by Strickerboy September 5, 2020
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limp dickish

When you're high and your whole body feels flaccid, like you just can't get there.
After smoking that blunt I feel extremely "limp dickish" right now.
by ThatsJustDandi September 27, 2020
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Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.
Say that to my face you limp noodle. Yeah thats what I fucking thought.
by epjkb October 5, 2020
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