pimp ta limp

The result of a very smooth individual having sexual intercourse with so many women that he can no longer sprout an erection.
Jake: "Man last night I went from pimp ta limp. Megan fox herself couldn't give me a stiffy at this point."
by Jakethebarbarian June 16, 2011
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Limping Jack

An individual vulnerable to persuasion especially those who are emotionally weak.
Melvyne only goes for limping jacks because he doesn't like confident women.
by GarTig December 30, 2019
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limping stud

When a mans balls are so massive from having no fear for anything or anyone in his way he limps on through causing him to be a limping stud
That guy just jumped out of a airplane to save a baby from a bear that is trying to attack it, he really is a limping stud
by Sasquatch screamer January 17, 2023
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Bartender's Limp

A common affliction amongst bartenders who, after finishing a long shift behind a bar, lose the ability to walk properly and often end up staggering around like the people they've been serving drinks to all night, despite being stone cold sober.
Guy 1: Did you see that bloke? He looks pissed.
Guy 2: Nah, I know him. He works at the club. He's not drunk, he's just got a bartender's limp.
by WhoGivesADan May 06, 2019
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limp blimp

as hot as milania is, the president is still a limp blimp.
by burbman1969 November 21, 2020
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Limp dick

Erik has a limp dick therefore he couldn't bone May.
by JuicyBallsack March 07, 2017
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