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LIMP

Limp is an acronym for "Legends Immune to Mediocre Pussy." Limp is a noun referring to someone (typically a male) that would barely lift a finger to impress a woman (or anyone of interest). It is the opposite of a simp. What makes a limp special is their outright refusal put in any effort to attract women even if they would get something out of it. They even reject common chivalries on principle. This is a conscious effort enforced by the limp's values that encourage him to be anti.
I wish Jacob would get over himself. He says he wants a girlfriend but he won't even court a girl for whatever reason. He is such a limp.
by Strickerboy September 5, 2020
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limp dimf

A downward pertrudinf make genitalia or an elite word for limp dick
Come stroke my LIMP DIMF.
by Limp Dimf August 15, 2017
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Limp

A really amazing guy at times. Falls for and caters to the most pos females but still love them anyways because all they want is to love and be loved and appreciated.. rough around the edges but a worth while project ♡
"He ain't no simp he's a limp!!"
by Sweetness bish November 19, 2023
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Limp mog

To mog someone with your limp dick.
Jack: "yo my friend pulled out his dick to compare with me and I totally limp mogged him"
Brennen: "what the fuck gay ass nigga"
by ThiccSpoon October 23, 2025
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Limp Lama

The act of putting your penis into the ass of a man or women (whichever you prefer) and having multiple orgasms repeatedly. You Cum so many times so that you actually become limp inside the anus of your partner. Then, once fully limp, vigerously thrust as fast as possible and time how long it takes to get a stiffy again. Whenever you pull out there should be a spit back of cum, just like a lama.
Dude, you wouldnt believe how good my Limp Lama was last night.

Hey babe, wanna try the Limp Lama?

I appreciate that Limp Lama we had the other night.
by feelingbored47 June 11, 2011
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Limp macaroni

a shaft (curved dick) that long, big but very brittle and snaps really easily
by Will he bonk ya January 6, 2018
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Limping

when someone has great heaps so you had been shaking ever since
that pussy was so good it had bro limping
by mnfstuff September 14, 2022
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