Going Lumberjack

Going Lumberjack is the act of urinating on a tree or other plants such as bushes, grass, and flowers.

Sam: "Hey, are there any portapotties nearby?"
Richard: "Nah, you'll just have to hold it"
Sam: "Fuck that, I'm going lumberjack"

by RedCyro October 11, 2019

Lumpy lumber

Bumps or warts on a penis.

Massengill kept fucking them nasty hoes now he's got that lumpy lumber.

by Giggidy Gilman November 23, 2019

chris leimberg

Nigga is a straight G! Amazing loyalty and amazing athlete! Niggas be like you know Chris Leimberg? Yea he’s a fucking Kearny legend! Don’t fuck with him or you will get fucked up!

Also a real good son and man. Another name for a Saint! Everyone wants to be Chris Leimberg

being Chris Leimberg is next to godliness

by Daddy79 February 16, 2020

Knotty Lumbered

‘Knotty lumbered’ is the feeling of being blind drunk with your pals in a pit of a nightclub in Blackpool.

Our mate was so knotty lumbered he couldn’t remember taking that girl home and letting her poo on him.

by Mpilgerz July 8, 2020

Mexican lumber rack

A brown person standing with their arms at a perfect 90°

Brett loaded all the small deck pieces onto his Mexican lumber rack and sent it to the dumpster

by Dread Joe September 23, 2020

Reverse lambering

Exactly like lambering but done solo by contracting the anal muscle, also known as the Fudge muscle, in such a way as to control one’s turd exiting and entering the anus in a rythmic manner. The result produces a vibrant symphony of bleats, grunts, rumbles and snorts. Masters are believed to achieve The symphony with this technique.

Elaine : What is that I hear? It sounds lovely!
Jerry : It’s the damn Maestro practicing the lost art of Reverse lambering.

by AlabamaBaby February 20, 2021

Louis Lambert

Arguably the superior member of the hit band Inhaler.

“Oh what is the name of the guy in the band Inhaler, the best me ever”

“Ryan McMahon, Josh Jenkinson”

“NO”

“Oh you mean Louis Lambert@

by squirtcobain April 22, 2021