Liam keenan

Rapist

Person one“Liam Keenan is a rapist”
Person two “yeah i know”

by Pro jelqer October 12, 2020

Harley Keener

He's the kid from Iron-man 3 that almost shot Tony with a Potato gun when he broke into Harley's garage.

He was also that kid in the background of Tony Stark's funeral in Endgame.

Person 1: Hey who was that random kid at Iron-Man's funeral?
Person 2: That was Harley Keener

by RoadWorkAhead?UhYeaIsureHopeIt March 16, 2021

paul keeney

That one teacher that always has McDonald’s. Normally old with a quirky smile, often will have a YouTube channel. Enjoys his time at the lake and will never let you down. Enjoys building robots with little kid.

Guy one: look out I think Paul keeney likes you
Keeney: hahaha I’m buff.

by Deranged slime May 26, 2021

kasey keenan

a really hot super cool guy that doesn’t like feet, who’s dyed his hair every color of the rainbow but settled on a black mullet. he also dresses like duncan from total dramas island

woah is that the coolest person every kasey keenan

by i like ostriches June 26, 2021

josh keenan

some annoying guy on the radio who constantly talks about spice girls

person 1: what is this rubbish?
person 2: its josh keenan talking about the spice girls again...

by ihatethespicegirls June 30, 2023

to push the Kleenex across the desk

To pretend you care about someone’s loss by making a perfunctory or meaningless gesture. This comes from the common experience of a Human Resources manager pushing a box of tissues across the table to a employee he/she fired.

Jimmy: Damn her. She told me she doesn’t want to be her girlfriend, but we that we can still be friends.
Tyler: Wow, it was pretty fake of her to push the Kleenex across the desk.
Jimmy: Yeah, she doesn’t care. She’s blowing some other guy.

by The Dumpstress March 24, 2020

keenie

Derogatory term. Derived from the verb 'to be keen'. Usually a schoolphrase,it's a person who is desperate to get things right. Note, not necessarily a clever person, just someone who sits at the front of class and kisses the teachers ass and wants to know everything. Note, not a snobby or smartie-pants. Just a really big keenie. Can also be adapted into the adjective 'keenified' By the way, just call people it because it makes them cry. No seriously, its a general mick take in the playground, not very offensive.

'Hahaha, you asked for extra homework you keeeenie'
'You are so keenified, you just finished your work first'

by Lydia (Lid-Dee-Ah) December 8, 2004