Barbed wire kangaroo

When you roofie someone, cut open their stomach and put kittens inside. Then, sew the stomach back up. Punch the person in the stomach, causing the kittens to claw their way out, bursting through the seams. The claws will feel like barbed wire and the person will look like a kangaroo with babies in their pouch.

She said she was a freak, but she wasn’t ready for that Barbed Wire Kangaroo!

by ProbablyAjax March 12, 2021

kangamangus

to shoot a hole in a persons head and then hang them from a clothesline

my homie is going to put the kangamangus on that punk.

by dsdk666 December 9, 2008

Kangaroo Shit

The practice of pooping while hovering over the toilet.

Ahh damnit! This toilet has shit all over it! I guess I'll just have to kangaroo shit...

by Squirrel Nipps November 29, 2004

Kangarang

1. Complete and total destruction or pwnage
2. A situation where total destruction or pwnage occurs
3. A declaration of dominance

The word itself is highly versatile, applicable to most situations where an assertion of dominance has taken place; contextual usage.

1. Joe kangaranged that guy!
2. (Upon seeing someone pwnt) Kangarang!
3. (To rally your troops) Kangarang!

by RaversFantasy357 April 28, 2008

Kangamangis

Shooting someone in the head and hanging them on a clothesline through the hole in their head.

"My boy Tricky D gonna put the kangamangis on dat bitch!"

by Jyri December 21, 2008

Kangaboxolphoristantapaca

A fictional animal that is the synthesis of a kangaroo, a boxer (fighter), a dolphin, a terrorist, an ant, and an alpaca. If you see one in your dreams, do not let it kick you in the nuts or else they will pop.

Bobby: Dude! Why are you on the ground holding your balls?

Spock: I tried feeding a kangaboxolphoristantapaca, but it instead kicked me in the balls and I think one of them popped!

by Nim1357 January 8, 2012

kangaroo rat

A pejorative term for Australians.

Kangaroo rats are no better than the sand niggers or kikes!

by El filosofo June 9, 2012