This is a complex maneuver involving three separate actions.
1) When a chick is giving you head you pull out and come in her eyes rendering her blind
2) You stick your fingers in her ears rendering her deaf.
3) You put your dick back in her mouth rendering her speechless
thus the helen keller
1) When a chick is giving you head you pull out and come in her eyes rendering her blind
2) You stick your fingers in her ears rendering her deaf.
3) You put your dick back in her mouth rendering her speechless
thus the helen keller
by Thisisforjaredandbock January 26, 2010
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by Tim Amazing November 10, 2007
Get the hellen keller mug.A sexual manuever. You straddle your girl friend while she is giving you a blow job, when you are about to cum you stick your entire ball sac in her mouth, shoot your load in her eyes and then stick your fingers in her ears temporarily leaving her deaf, dumb and blind...hence The Helen Keller.
I was hanging out with my girl friend last night and gave her the "The Helen Keller" she was not pleased Dude...I've got to go get her some eyes drops, she says they're still burning...
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2. A small or shallow tub; esp., one used for holding materials for calking ships, or one used for washing dishes, etc.
3. An individual of unsavory character; usually includes the following: pathological dishonesty, malice, disregard for the welfare of others, inability to maintain long-term relationships, psychological dysfunction in relation to environment and self (i.e. poor hygine).
2. A small or shallow tub; esp., one used for holding materials for calking ships, or one used for washing dishes, etc.
3. An individual of unsavory character; usually includes the following: pathological dishonesty, malice, disregard for the welfare of others, inability to maintain long-term relationships, psychological dysfunction in relation to environment and self (i.e. poor hygine).
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