The Jonas Brothers

Three sexually confused brothers, who have no talent whatsoever.
They also are extremely unattractive and llok nothing alike.

Ew Hannah Montana is almost as bad as the Jonas Brothers!

by Bethy Ramone January 18, 2009

Jonafied

1 - When someone becomes obsessed with the Jonas Brothers
2 - When somebody puts a bunch of Jonas Brother quotes or posters or other such JB things on something or someone

It's pretty much when the Jonas brothers "Pone" (not Pwn) someone/thing either directly or through their fans.

Example 1 - Girl 1 - "Wow, Alicia's room is filled with JB posters"
Girl 2 - "Yah she's totally been Jonafied"

Example 2 - Girl 1 - "Did you see the third stall from the door in the girls washroom on the second floor?"
Girl 2 - "YES! Stacey was in there yesterday and she totally Jonafied the walls! The janitors were all like 'Yo that's illogical, I can't have it'"

by Codi Starks III March 14, 2008

nick jonas

An example of a eunich that entertains little boys and girls. He wears a purity ring as a testament for irony, for he desires all of the little children he preforms to. Legally, though, this is acceptable for he stands at the age of 15. The majority of his fangirls believe that they just may have a chance, that he'll abandon all religious vows he makes by his actions and wearing a purity ring and rip off her clothes.

Nick Jonas, you know you're not good when you look out into the crowd and the main color that you see is pink.

by OhMyGodAFlyingChinchilla March 6, 2008

frankie jonas

The 'bonus Jonas' the fourth jonas brother and by far the most adorable one. Not yet a member of the Jonas Brothers but may one day become a member. goofy and loves to wrestle with his older brothers. He is NOT adopted. Kinda acts like Joe.

Joe Jonas loves his little brother Frankie Jonas

by Samurai Jack December 27, 2007

JOnas BRothers

A group that has no future in their life. They have really bad songs, and they simultaneously go out with Miley Cyrus and other crap celebrities.

Hey, you know that band Jonas Brothers?
Yeah, why?
Coz they suck.

by Mr X is asleep. February 15, 2009

The Jonas Brothers

The definition of everything that is wrong with music in this day and age.

Teenage girl 1: OMG OMG OMG The Jo Bro's!!! there so awesome!!!

Teenage girl 2: OMG OMG OMG i know right!!!!!! I was at their last music concert!!!

Dad: That wasn't music it was the Jonas Brothers......... O__o

by But, Honestly July 10, 2010

Jonah Bear

The most amazing guy in the world! Sexy, smart, funny as hell & amazing in bed!! Every girl needs their own!!

Jonah Bear is on his way home with Chinese food and a movie.

by Pookerson August 26, 2011