Jeff Tweedy 

Frontman for the band Wilco. All around genious. He compensates his shitty life with gracing us his wonderful music.

"I saw Jeff Tweedy do a solo show at Northwestern University on May 23rd. There was special guest Glen Kotche, also the drummer for Wilco."

"So did I, what brilliant people."

Jeff Tweedy by Henry_Gibson July 21, 2005

Jeff Gordon pack 

Anything that comes in a package of 24, such as a case of beer

I am having a few guys over to watch the football game so I bought a Jeff Gordon pack of beer.

On Halloween my frat plans to t.p. the whole campus so I bought a Jeff Gordon pack of toilet paper.

Jeff Gordon pack by Michael_Hunt October 22, 2008

Jeff Neal 

former offensive lineman of the Huston Oiler ('93-'94) is basically a God figure great enough to break the cross and establish the church of Jeff Neal. Jeff Neal is the strongest man ever to walk this earth and to walk Hell and Heaven.

Guy 1: Dude did u see the houston oilers game?
Guy 2: Ya Jeff Neal did really good.

Devotee: Dear Jeff Neal, please help me become strong and win at sports and life. Amen

Jeff Neal by The Prophet of Jeff November 30, 2010

Jeff Session 

To smoke some weed with your friends.session safety meeting

"You guys want to have a quick Jeff Session before the show?"

Jeff Session by Takethejump May 1, 2018

Jeff Blim 

A gremlin most known in his roles in Starkid productions, such as Trail To Oregon (which he wrote!) as the father, Holy Musical B@man! as Sweet Tooth, Twisted as Aladdin, and The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals as Mr Davidson and Sam. He has a scarily wide vocal range, he is 5'7, and he is 35 years old.

Person one: Jeff Blim frightens me.
Person two: How can such a small man have that much chaotic energy?
Person three: I agree, he needs to stop terrorizing Jon Matteson and [Robert Manion}.

Jeff Blim by Albertdoesnteatglass October 17, 2019

Jeff Hardy 

This guy rules, you people never made it with the damn WWE have you!

Jeff Hardy is down with me!

Jeff Hardy by Anonymous August 24, 2003

Jeff Anderson 

The man who plays Randal Graves in Clerks 1 and 2.

Jeff Anderson wrote and directed the upcoming movie Now You Know.

Jeff Anderson by tenaciousd6936 August 5, 2006