The worshiped deity who is the antithesis of the historical figure Jesus. He hates gays, does not allow women to end pregnancies from rapists, believes in Ayn Rand style individualism, guns, hatred of others who do not worship Jeezus, public prayer in schools and political events, and Social Darwinism. When compared to the historical Jesus who told his followers to sell all and give to the poor, render unto Cesar that which is Cesars (pay your taxes), judge not lest ye be judged, pray in your closet unlike the hypocrites who pray on the corner, and the kingdom of god is within you; we can see the direct contrast of the deity worshiped and propped up by some sects of Christianity.
Jesus was a nice guy, he wanted to help the sick, poor, and outcasts of society.
Jeezus carries assault rifles and thinks killing abortion doctors is justifiable.
Jesus said to turn the other cheek.
Jeezus says "Annihilate all those who do not believe in me as you do."
Jeezus carries assault rifles and thinks killing abortion doctors is justifiable.
Jesus said to turn the other cheek.
Jeezus says "Annihilate all those who do not believe in me as you do."
by The Divine Is Within Us All January 3, 2011
Get the Jeezus mug.1. The last name of the character 'Matt' in Death Note. Matt is a minor character, and was, according to author Ohba, only included because Mello needed someone to tell his plans to. Matt has red hair in the manga, however, in the anime, his hair is a brown color. He is famous for playing video games constantly, being a techie nerd, and wearing a pair of goggles and a striped shirt(with or without a fur vest)
He appears in two episodes in the anime, and unfortunately, the episode where we get a good look at him would be the episode that he dies in.
Strangely, his 7-8 appearances have made him obnoxiously popular with fangirls.
Matt's full real name is Mail Jeevas, commonly pronounced May-el Gee-vahs, as in Aol's famous 'You've got Mail!'
2. A Death-tard's new word for geez.
He appears in two episodes in the anime, and unfortunately, the episode where we get a good look at him would be the episode that he dies in.
Strangely, his 7-8 appearances have made him obnoxiously popular with fangirls.
Matt's full real name is Mail Jeevas, commonly pronounced May-el Gee-vahs, as in Aol's famous 'You've got Mail!'
2. A Death-tard's new word for geez.
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Get the 'Jeetyet mug.A Jeevy is someone who is small and weak, but very cute its also someone you would protect, and go to when you have problems a Jeevy always gives good advice.
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Get the jeep slut mug.Jeetesh :- A gentleman who is incredibly strong but also sensitive. A sweet guy that puts others Smile before himself. He is brave, sweet, honest, and completely amazing, as well as cute. He is mature and tries to keep everyone happy. A person who is an angel and who I'm lucky to know and He is so much caring guy.. .he has a kind heart Overall, the perfect guy every girl dreams about.
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Get the Jeetesh mug.A slang derived from 'Jesus' when someone is annoyed, angry, or disapointed. It is more socially accepted to say 'jeez' in a negative way then to say Jesus in a negative way.
Jeez (or jee-wiz), why you always have to act like this?
instead of saying
Oh Jesus, why you have to act this way?
instead of saying
Oh Jesus, why you have to act this way?
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