Jarrett

A person that can only hit after one of his pledge brothers has previously been balls deep so as to try to one up his brothers but inevitably giving mediocre unsatisfying sex.

Man CP really pulled a Jarrett last night when he took Memo's slam home

by JizzleJay48 September 19, 2016

jarrod potter

Someone who tries to act cool but indeed falls way short. He and in most cases she tries to pick up men and most times women that are way outta of his league. Basically a person who has no chance in life.

Co D: Jarrod you gay!

by P Ryck January 15, 2005

Jarrett

An annoying faggot with a smol pener. He's a dick to everyone he meets and you probably won't like him.

"You see that dickweazle across the street? I bet he's a fuckin Jarrett."

by Will Wonk October 16, 2017

Jarred

An evil shrew of a boy who likes to cheat on his girlfriends. A liar. Pathetic. Nerd. Doesn't care about anyone but himself.

LIKES TO CHEAT ON LOYAL GIRLFRIENDS WITH HOES NAMED KRISTEN

"Wow, he's such a Jarred"

by KermytheFrog December 29, 2016

Jarrod

a nerd and or loser who has no friends and is usually obsessed with transformers and or other nerdy gay things

1.Jarrod u nerdy little fucker playing transformers non stop

2. Jarrod get the fuck off the x-box you have been playing it all day.

3.Jarrod stop talking too girls over the internet that you have never met.

by huiofsdghisdhfgs October 9, 2008

Jaray

A person who spends endless time in chat-rooms

GBM: Hey...Jim has been at his computer chatting all day. Flaros: He's such a Jaray

by Nathan O January 18, 2008

Jarrod

A fat cow who thinks that his come backs are funny.

Jarrod is a canibal. He gets so hungry he eats people.

by Margaret Hoven December 14, 2008