christian jank

The type of movies and series you see on pureflix or JW Broadcasting, something that looks fake, but is for real and absolutely serious, most of the time with some kind of budget but invested all in the wrong places, and it always features the same actors, like Kevin Sorbo and/or David A R White, most of the time its just poorly written christian propaganda

"hey jen, did you watch that new "christian jank" series last night?"

by Hanzo_nagashi October 12, 2022

Jank Hole

An irregular shaped hole used for shitting and pleasure, typically owned by a person or thing skilled in the arts of anal seduction.

show me that jank hole, Linda!!

by Jankhole1 August 25, 2019

Jank

'Jank' is off-the-scale disgusting. If 'peng' is off-the-scale amazing, jank is the opposite end of the spectrum.

"Have you seen how sweaty that guy is?"
"Eeeew!! So jank!"

by gabesmells October 11, 2019

Jank

verb,

To talk trash about someone in a “joking” manner.
Plural version : Janking
Commonly used in the south

Person A: I heard you were at the gym yesterday. When did you start actually doing things😂🤭?
Person B: Are you tryna jank me?🤨😂

by daizyd July 5, 2021

Tower of Jank Gameplay

It is the best Tower on roblox, it is very hard and definitely fun.

Guy 1: Yo tower of jank gameplay is so fun
Guy 2: Just wait until the 8th floor

by Sovietunionfurry December 31, 2024

Jank

A combination of ‘wank’ and ‘Jack-off’, more like Jack hammer wank; so hard it’s not pleasurable. Jank means you’re having a punishing session with your old boy,.

Wow. I fucking love Dua Lipa so much. I’m gonna go jank

by LDubioMcDub April 3, 2021

Chin Jank

The moisture of which perspires from ones chin upon placement over a steaming tea beverage.

-watch your back, I'm gonna chin jank your tea!
*places their chin over your tea*
-fuck you!

(in the circumstance of a steamy car)
"It's awefully janky in here... why don't you open a window."

-How was your run today?

-Great, I am awefully janky though.

(as you're drinking, an awefully rude person runs up and smacks the bottom of your glass while screaming...)
-"YOU'VE BEEN JANKED BITCHHHH"

by Mrs. Hustler May 4, 2010