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Sexual Immortality

When you can fuck for fucking ages, sometimes without busting a sweat while also busting other things...if ya know what I mean heeheehee.
Brad: Yo Chad has been fucking three girls every night and still makes it to school on time without being tired.
Mark: Ya bro, he has Sexual Immortality.

Brad: 👁👄👁
by xXISuckAtNames69Xx September 1, 2020
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Profane immortality

something bad that happens to kids which makes them swear at a young age, then it sticks with them for their entire life, then they spread it. Horrible
quit swearing now or you will pass on your profane immortality
by EA animations April 21, 2021
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The Immortals

The immortals are a group of 4. We don’t have a leader. We are pretty much a clut of guys. Here’s the list for all the members so far.

JG: The Muslim
ST: The mad man with the plan
NJ: The anime lover
GG: A comic pro with problems.
Guy 1: hey is that the immortals
Gio: Yup
Noah: yessir
Jihad: yeah boiii
Steven: oh yeah baby
by JihadMcCool September 26, 2021
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The immortals

The immortals are a group of 4. We don’t have a leader. We are pretty much a clut of guys. Here’s the list for all the members so far.

Jihad: The Muslim
Steven: The mad man with the plan
Noah: Noah pro fighter lover 247
Gio: A comic pro with problems.
Timmothy: Hey are those the immortals?
Cy: I think so

Jihad: Yup it’s us.

Tim: OMG I NEED TO TAKE A PICTURE
by JihadMcCool September 26, 2021
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Gus_Immortal

Not a single inch of hair, it puts johnny sins to shame. He is also very old and his real name is augustus.

Used to have hair that were very greasy.
by someoneonthisplan3t April 28, 2023
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True Immortal

A person who does not age and stays at the paragon of youth usually around the age of 25. Will live forever unless killed.
The true immortal tried to stop the plane with someone who knows their secret arriving at Heathrow. Now its not safe for him in Cape Town no more.
by Observingerf February 20, 2024
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Self-Immolation (again)

What happened to the self-immolation story Russell (the alleged little girl rapist)? It was just their a second ago but now the title has changed! It was just "Liar liar pants on fire" and now it's about the spending bill! What happened!? Where did it go?
Hym "So, Self-Immolation (again). Russel was going to report on it... But by the time his stream had ended... The title had changed! That is so weird that you guys are doing that! Because it was important and, like, central to the episode... But now... Spending bill in Ukraine and Israel and Taiwan... And not the Self-Immolation guy... There have been a lot of them lately... If only we had someome kind of anti-establishment 'truth-tellers' who weren't afraid of censorship to report on these stories without bowing to the big-tech overlords! Why did the guy light himself on fire, Russ? You know is someone else reports on it before you on YouTube your whole 'I have to post on Rumble so the single most dishonest shill on the planet (Gayve Jewben) can protect me from censorship' bit goes out the window, right? Lot of sweeping stuff under the rug going on there... Strange day... Weird stuff going on..."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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