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Hump

When you grab a lady and f**k her in her butt.
Guy 1: What is you favourite activity?
Guy 2: I love to hump my girl.
by Pseudonym Kitty May 15, 2018
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Hump busted

hump busted is catching two or more people in the process of busting each other's humps. Having sex gay straight or masturbating in a public place. Preferably while yelling "you've been hump busted!" Then running away.
I can hear these two guys gruntin in the men's room stall over there. I think I'm gonna bust they humps, throw open the door and let em know they've been hump busted.
~South Philadelphia Collins
by cdgnotparis July 17, 2018
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Hump

A type of movement used for desperate people or used during sex. You go up and down on something real quickly again mainly used in sexual ways.
Derek wanted to have sex soon so he started to hump Lillie desperate for her to fall for him.
by 🤷🏻‍♀️ March 16, 2017
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Mc Douche n hump

The act of, or participating, in a giant orgy involving the douching of female participants vaginas!
Guy 1: Dude were you at that giant orgy last night?
guy 2: yeah dude it was a total Mc Douche n hump
by LMFMC FUCKER June 7, 2009
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rapid hump

humping very rapidly
humping like a squirrel
humping like a squirrel and at the same time laughing like a heyena
i rapid humped his mom
i rapid humped her
i was rapid humping so fast i didnt notice i was squirrelfucked
i rapid humped her so hard i didnt notice i nutted all over her face and in her eye
by mattdawg2012 May 16, 2008
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22 whale hump

The art of having sex in 22 different positions, then screaming whale sounds while reaching climax.
Richard wanted to try something new. So he performed the 22 Whale Hump
by cabey12 May 23, 2014
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Get Me Some Hump

What happens when your ex has your kids for the night & you...
"He has the kids tonight, so I'm gonna get me some hump!"

Seriously... This was shouted out in a crowded city bus, much to the amusement of the other riders!
by =^_^= MR30W =^_^= July 4, 2008
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