Houston Texans

The team that suffered the most from the dreadful year of despair; 2020, and has now become the Main Laughing stock of the NFL.

WHY WOULD THE HOUSTON TEXANS RUN THE BALL AND GET KNOCKED FOR A SAFETY!?

by iHangMyself! December 4, 2021

Whitney Houstoned

When you're so drunk at a bar and all you want to do is dance with somebody, somebody who loves you!

Do you see that girl over there dancing, she is getting Whitney Houstoned tonight!

by Jibjar November 9, 2016

workers comp hustle

The act of deliberately injuring yourself on the job to collect workers' compensation insurance. The phrase was immortalized in the Canadian classic movie Fubar 2, when Deaner broke his leg with a 60lb pipeline beam in order to collect some WCB.

I just can't take it up here in the Ft. Mac oilfields. The work is hard, the hours are long, and the job sucks. Time for the workers comp hustle.

by cokemidget May 23, 2018

We Want Houston

fans from other teams talking trash then getting their ass beat from the houston astros winning

We want houston

by yaboijuan October 24, 2022

fake hustle

Originally a sports term referring to players not giving 100%; more prominently used to describe trickery, swindling, or any form of cheeky shenanigans. Popularized by NBA Analyst Mark Jackson.

Vince Carter was fouled hard in the face, apparently having one contact-lense knocked out. While slowly making his way towards the foul line, he could be seen blinking his left eye and looking up towards the lights. After continuing to show signs that he could not see straight, VC took the ball, knocked down both foul shots, and jogged away laughing, pointing at Mark Jackson on his way back down the court. That's fake hustle.

by InPariseWeTrust009 January 16, 2008

hustled

To take down or defeat.
(Often refering to the winning of a game 'I just hustled my opponent')
-Can be used more ambiguously for many situations, e.g. 'I just hustled that sandwich'

I just hustled my maths exam.

by Charlie VB June 17, 2007

news now houston

A convicted rapist. A rape shed dwelling lisper who makes YouTube videos. Scum of the earth.

That dead girl on the tv got News Now Houstoned.

by Earls Victim #46 August 4, 2019