Audrey Howard

Hot, beautiful, amazing, gorgeous, sexy, big butt, rich.

“Audrey Howard has a fatty!”

by Gyattrizzlersigmaboy February 10, 2025

Ryan Howard

When an athlete has fallen out of his prime 5 years ago but is paid more than most superstars, and is stuck with an unlucky team like a curse.

Ryan Howard hasn't been a legitimate player since Osama bin Laden was still alive.

by Deez Nuts 2016 September 03, 2015

Glenn Jose Howard

Glenn also known as Jose also known as Jay also known as Howy is very and i mean VERY homosexual. He fetishises men with pussies and dreams about getting his nipples sucked by them. He id extremely short... I MEAN COMPACT and he identifies with things such as tacos and buritos. Hes a nerd but also very stupid. Soft... but mostly hard. (;

Ugh he keeps making taco jokes... classic Glenn Jose Howard behavior LOL

by slimthiccqueenuwu420 November 22, 2021

Jordan Howard

a super annoying person

Person 1: Hey, do you know Jordan Howard?
Person 2: Him? Sadly yes.

by skylar bertenshaw October 25, 2020

Howard The Duck

Apparently the most powerful Marvel character in the MCU who makes brief cameo's in the Guardians of the Galaxy universe.

Some MCU fans watching Gaurdians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
MCU Fan 1: Wait! Rewind! See that duck?
MCU Fan 3: Yeah.
MCU Fan 1: That's Howard the Duck. The strongest character in the whole Marvel Canon.
MCU Fans besides MCU Fan 1: Thats fucking stupid.
MCU Fan 1: Oh yeah? Read these.
MCU Fans read comics of Howard the Duck being the strongest.
MCU Fan 4: Oh my god!
MCU Fan 2: Did that duck just wipe the floor with the Beyonder and The Man above all?!
MCU Fan 1: Told Ya.

by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

Howard the Duck

When your girlfriend comes home drunk from the bar and gets stuck in the toilet with the seat up and you have to pull her out.

John had to pull a Howard the Duck on Robin when she came home all shitty last night and fell in the can.

by Bariatrocity April 30, 2018

Todd Howard Marriage

A marriage that really should not exist. They argue, bicker, fight, etc. yet they stay together. It just works.

"Dude, Becky and Jason's relationship is such a Todd Howard Marriage! How are they still together?"
"I don't know, it just works."

by Theoremist January 28, 2024