hosea 

the guy that i love w/ all my heart and never want to hurt in my life!!the one that is made for me

Sarah loves Hosea w/ all her heart

hosea by Sarah January 17, 2004

Hoedown Throwdown 

When you throw a prostitute to the ground just after killing her.

And by prostitute, I mean Miley Cyrus.

I just performed the Hoedown Throwdown

Hoedown Throwdown by Spockling September 22, 2010

Texas Fire Hose

During Oral Sex you ejaculate so hard Jizz shoots out her nose which results in a splatter of semen to your own face.

last night Amy screwed me i got Texas Fire Hosed because she can't keep it down

Texas Fire Hose by Pin Head Larry May 6, 2011

worm holed 

When you’re partner sticks a metal pole up your anus whilst star gazing. The dog should usually be howling from the erotic sounds

“Mammy I think I’ve just been worm holed”

worm holed by Holyworm666 October 16, 2017

ho hose 

A pantyhose of the "slutty" nature. Generally worn by women with an agenda.

Linda is certain to close that deal; she's got her ho hose on.

ho hose by 1Elvis January 12, 2009

three holed cum catcher 

used to describe a woman who loves sex or maybe a whore.

my girlfriend dumped me but it's ok she was just a three holed cum catcher anyway.

three holed cum catcher by badgerlicker April 15, 2009

manty hose 

Cyclist specific leg warmers

My manty hose bring all the girls to the yard.

manty hose by Dr. Codfish December 16, 2009