by "Freedom" Fry February 6, 2010

A huge broad funnel-shaped hopper-like device that's designed to fit down over-top of a basketball hoop, and to catch virtually all the shots so that they'll go through the hoop.
A standard hoop-skirt is made from heavy canvas or other thick easily-visible material, and is just a novelty/gag item that's intended to merely cause observers to snicker and roll their eyes as they watch the players score a hoop almost every time (similar to when a backyard jokester uses lengths of stove-pipe for guiding the ball when playing croquet). "Specialty" or "stealth" models of hoop-skirt are available, too, though --- they are made from ultra-transparent and non-reflective material in order to be virtually undetectable, and can be used to help "level the playing field" during actual team-competition games; they allow the less-capable/practiced side to increase their chances of beating --- or at least scoring a lot closer to --- their better-skilled opponents.
by QuacksO July 19, 2018

An onion ring.
David was excited when he found a “hoop” among his “sticks” when he got his order at BK drive through.
by Mustngsaliez February 11, 2020

by Duderino grande February 15, 2018

This phenomenon occurs when a woman wearing large hooped earings allows you to insert your erect penis through the first earing hoop, passing through her mouth, and exiting out the other earing hoop.
by love_the_hoop October 4, 2011

The definition of a cunt hoop is a person that is a major cunt . Another word or definition is cunt whoop” meaning the same but with more emphasis!
You my friend is a cunt hoop .and or you my friend is a cunty whoop By meaning is a horrible person that maybe a deceitful person
by Shadow dancer July 28, 2025
