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hoop bomb

The sudden act of a group invading a specific location to hoop dance, usually without permission.
Are you busy today? Laura and I are going to go hoop bomb the UNCA dance studio.
by "Freedom" Fry February 6, 2010
mugGet the hoop bombmug.

hoop-skirt

A huge broad funnel-shaped hopper-like device that's designed to fit down over-top of a basketball hoop, and to catch virtually all the shots so that they'll go through the hoop.
A standard hoop-skirt is made from heavy canvas or other thick easily-visible material, and is just a novelty/gag item that's intended to merely cause observers to snicker and roll their eyes as they watch the players score a hoop almost every time (similar to when a backyard jokester uses lengths of stove-pipe for guiding the ball when playing croquet). "Specialty" or "stealth" models of hoop-skirt are available, too, though --- they are made from ultra-transparent and non-reflective material in order to be virtually undetectable, and can be used to help "level the playing field" during actual team-competition games; they allow the less-capable/practiced side to increase their chances of beating --- or at least scoring a lot closer to --- their better-skilled opponents.
by QuacksO July 19, 2018
mugGet the hoop-skirtmug.

Hoop

David was excited when he found a “hoop” among his “sticks” when he got his order at BK drive through.
by Mustngsaliez February 11, 2020
mugGet the Hoopmug.

to the hoop

To smuggle contraband in the rectum, usually in a custodial context.
When Leroy caught caught up, he took his rocks to the hoop so he could come up bigly in the joint.
by Duderino grande February 15, 2018
mugGet the to the hoopmug.

hoop

Hey do you hoop?
by anonymous November 20, 2022
mugGet the hoopmug.

Hooping Cock

This phenomenon occurs when a woman wearing large hooped earings allows you to insert your erect penis through the first earing hoop, passing through her mouth, and exiting out the other earing hoop.
Wow!
Stacey is such a tramp, she let me hooping cock her last night!
by love_the_hoop October 4, 2011
mugGet the Hooping Cockmug.

Cunt hoop

The definition of a cunt hoop is a person that is a major cunt . Another word or definition is cunt whoop” meaning the same but with more emphasis!
You my friend is a cunt hoop .and or you my friend is a cunty whoop By meaning is a horrible person that maybe a deceitful person
by Shadow dancer July 28, 2025
mugGet the Cunt hoopmug.

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