hoffer

self-righteous hypocrites who seek to present themselves to be more masculine than they actually are.

Look at that hoffer over there. Why does he try so hard?

by dakingofswingin March 16, 2009

heffalump

loser, retard, slow person used when someone does a retarded action.

you is hella dumb fa dat you heffalump.

by yummy212 June 12, 2007

hoff

(v.) - transitive: to engage in coital activities while having one (1) less than the normal number of either or both of the following: toe, testicle.
The one who is 'hoffed' will often perform the walk of shame afterwards. The 'hoffer' usually has distinct mongoloid features.

I can't believe I got hoffed by that one-balled, nine-toed jackass.

by Aaron Triamera March 25, 2008

Hoffman

The term used for seat cover replacement in a car, due to over abundance of gaseous expulsions from the tail pipe; usually caused from excessive adult beverages.

Who pulled the Hoffman in my car?
Did we hit a skunk or did we hit a hoffman?

by Rose E. Rump October 16, 2006

Hoffing

The action of turning into David Hasselhof, where after directing all attention to yourself

"I can't believe it.. She is hoffing all attention!"

by Falken41241 December 8, 2015

heffah

kickass ninja fairy princess

that heffah sure is a kickass ninja fairy princess

by anon March 10, 2005

hoff

def. moist substance in hair

-MELLISSA!!! youve got hoff!!
=wow thnx ivan i didnt know that
-k

by mathew November 1, 2004