the help

A term that naive hoity toity white bread yuppies that had silver spoons in their mouth (Born with rich parents) use to describe anyone that actually has to work and make their own living such as waitresses, maids, anything in the service industry, etc... It's meant to be a condescending insult toward them behind their back, but actually only insults the person saying it, because they are just affirming that the only reason they have what they have is because it was handed to them and they never had to even worry about making their own living. The people that use this term usually boast an intelligence level of about equal to a box of hammers. See: Paris Hilton

Two yuppies in an office having a conversation about spilled coffee...

Girl 1: Ugh, I just spilled my coffee...(probably from starbux)
Girl 2: Hunny, just the help clean it up (sneering laugh, and in a condescending tone)

by Jack Bell III January 12, 2008

helpline

Never any help, with usually a foreign person on the other end or an English miserable person.

Hello there, how can I help?

by Andy January 9, 2004

get some help

What you say to a crazy person

Phytriatic inmate: I want to fuck a goat sideways

Me: get some help

by Deltatangofoxtrot February 19, 2018

helpted

Pronunciation: \help'ted; Southern often \hep'tid.
Function: Transitive verb

Helpted is a word used by ignorant, sometimes retarded individuals in place of the word helped, the past tense of help.

"Yo Justin, I helpted Max on the deli"

by My Name 315 March 15, 2007

helper pillow

While in the missionary position, placing a pillow underneath the hips of the one on the bottom. This raises the hips upward to create a more enjoyable and deeper penetration.

Honey, wait, this bed is too saggy. Let's get a helper pillow.

by soon 2. b. unemployed December 26, 2012

helplessly pretty

1) a person who is pretty but is also a ditz
2) a person who is so pretty everyone who sees them becomes helpless
3) a person who is naturally pretty without any help from makeup or products

A) she's cute, but I realized she's just helplessly pretty after having math with her
B) "I can't even talk when I'm around her!" "No one can, she's helplessly pretty"
C) she might look good with all that makeup caked on her face, but I'm helplessly pretty.

by Hoopsi September 26, 2013

Helium Ass

This is a term used when a girl's round butt is so large that it defies all logic. It is not good for the body because this leads to flying around with the butt making the rest of the body sagging

That girl with a helium ass wouldn't come down from the sky until it popped

by VeryKawaii November 2, 2014