hamno

the joining of *ahem* and "no"

Bad joke pile-on dude: "TWSS amirite?"

Annoyed: "hamno"

by mitt the devourer December 15, 2010

hamhoomis

the best last name in the whole world

the best last name in the whole world is hamhoomis.

by Jonathan niger November 23, 2010

rat hammock

a womans sanitary napkin

Honey--when you go to the store--can you pick me up a box of rat hammocks?

Uh..what???

by amadeus April 7, 2005

Hammogram

An uncomfortable medical procedure performed by using a small, hairless rodent. For men, a hammogram is completed by sending hampsters with little forehead lights deep into the rectum to search for prostate and/or colon cancer. For women, a hammogram is used to test for precancerous cells in the breast tissue. The hamsters used in this procedure generally come with one dollar bills, expensive cuban cigars and single malt whiskey.

Hawkins: I'm never going to a proctologist; that's just scary.
Jen: I've heard they aren't that bad. Nathan had a hammogram last week, and he only crapped fur for two days!

by Ellbee December 9, 2008

Hamo

A sexy beast but is bad at fortnite and other video games. Is handsome and loves KPOP especially twice.

Omg Hamo is so hot!!!

by Jonameister June 8, 2018

banana hammock

An athletic supporter. A jock strap.

Very common since at least the 1950s.

What are you giving your husband for his birthday Jane?

I thought I'd get him a new banana hammock, Mavis.

by Tuna Wanda January 12, 2007

hameo

When someone overacts during a cameo.

First used during a blogtv session with Michael Buckley.

Did you see Fred's hameo in that WhatTheBuck video?

by ThoughtfulOrange June 7, 2009