Cheese Grater

A device used to remove pubic hair.

Jake: "Horde have our flag, damnit... I'm gonna get it back. Wanna help?"
David: "WHAT?! You're gonna SHAVE your BALLS with a CHEESE GRATER?! LOL!"

by Orochi January 27, 2007

Gratchit

Shreveport slang for green, or weed, obtained by a difficult process. Like steet dealing with people you would usually not deal with, and then having to deal with thier cousins too.

"Nigga you know what I had to go through to get this green?"

"Dis dat gratchit!"

green weed grind bama cutthroat

by Port City Hustla July 7, 2010

Gratisfaction

verb. (GRAT-US-FACT-SHUN) 1. Achieving extreme gratification through some means of sexual satisfaction. 2. Pleasing one's lover through a means other than sex when one partner or the other is not particularly in the mood. 3.An extremely gratifying moment bringing someone great bliss.

IE: "Although my girlfriend was on her period, I achieved <i>gratisfaction</i> through prolonged oral pleasure.What ensued was a ginormous amount of spunk in her hair."

Video Game Usage - "You would not believe the amount of <i>gratisfaction</i> I had once our team finally pwned those campers."

by Malachi Macabre February 14, 2012

cheese grater

an ultimate wedgie when wearing a thong.

seriously guys, my underwears like a cheese grater

by fewfbpewa November 30, 2009

immediate gratification

Someone who expects you to drop everything you're doing, to cater to their bullshit needs. They feel what they need you to do is more important than anything you could possibly be doing. Most are selfish assholes with zero consideration for anyone but themselves. Plus, chances are they haven't even tried to do it themselves and are just too damn lazy and inconsiderate to try.

If a child exhibits immediate gratification when asking for something, their sense of entitlement will grow worse with age. Never just jump up to do what is asked of you, make the person or child waits until you are done with what you are doing, showing that your time is just as
important as theirs.

by Overwhelmed and Pissed off mom March 16, 2014

Cheese-Grate

(v) the act of pooping your pants through lace-back underwear or a thong subsequently "cheese-grating" your poop.

I sharted my pants and I was wearing lace underwear! It just went right through!!

Nah, you didn't shart, you cheese-grated yourself!

by Figgletree_44 October 20, 2014

Grateful Dead

an insidious LSD cult

infidelic pagan hippie scum

a tool of the government

etc

see government social engineering , etc

by rabid weasels March 16, 2005