Something Emo people call themselves when they realize how ridiculous they are, and want to project a harder edge.
by LivesInCellarWithRatsAndMom August 19, 2008
1. A type of architecture, not a "style" or "way of life."
2. People who think they're evil, but would shit their diapers if they saw the real thing.
2. People who think they're evil, but would shit their diapers if they saw the real thing.
1. Look at that Gothic building, it's so beautiful.
2. "Goth" kid: Holy shit a demon!! *screams and cries bloody murder*
2. "Goth" kid: Holy shit a demon!! *screams and cries bloody murder*
by stormdemon September 08, 2008
1) A person that was part of an old Northern European group. This group was extremely Christian and designed many great churchs that are still used today.
2) very stupid people who think they are goth just because they dress in black, even though they are usually atheists, agnostics, or loose christians. These people are often homosexual.
3) a term that is used when talking about a person who likes to dress in black.
2) very stupid people who think they are goth just because they dress in black, even though they are usually atheists, agnostics, or loose christians. These people are often homosexual.
3) a term that is used when talking about a person who likes to dress in black.
1) I'm glad that I belong to a Gothic church.
2) Fred: hey Jerry, guess what? I'm a Goth
Jerry: no, your an idiot.
3) Hey that kid is a Goth because he dresses in black!
2) Fred: hey Jerry, guess what? I'm a Goth
Jerry: no, your an idiot.
3) Hey that kid is a Goth because he dresses in black!
by Xakaryus December 27, 2006
Goth is usually looked at as being dark and satanic but in reality goth is like a lifestyle. Goth people are usually people who just don't give a fuck and not care about anyone's opinions goths also usually wear all black and don't seek attention(being goth also doesn't mean being depressed or suicidal)
by Carlos brodas December 16, 2017
A Goth is someone who likes the darker side. Yet, they are not into death. They are interested in all types of pursuits. In literature, they tend to like way out phenomenon stories.
by Any1day September 27, 2015
by 3pikDAMO May 16, 2011
A subculture pretty much composed of hopeless bums, the founder of which thought it would be super swell to name their fun little group after the music they liked which was named after, I don't know... say... a group of GERMAN INVADERS, and/or a style of architecture utilized in the late middle ages (Durham Castle is a prime example of diffusion between the Romanesque and Gothic styles, actually, but the pure style involves thin columns, pointed archways, many stained-glass windows (making the GOTHIC cathedrals very BRIGHT), all supported by flying buttresses. Heh, the Goths I define, not known particularly for expansive intellects, will laugh at that one.). They prize themselves in being dark, sensitive and artistic, but most importantly, NOT POPULAR. Damn those popular kids! Popularity is sooooo overrated. (Yes, they all secretly want to be popular but find they cannot because nobody actually likes them) And by all means, they are NOT poseurs. In fact, the people whom they detest most are poseurs. You know, people who try to be like them, but could never attain the glory that is... GOTH!
I'll tell you what. Wanna be a nonconformist? Spend your time at the library instead of slitting your wrists, clad in men's work shirts, ties and pocket-protectors. Maybe then you'll actually make something of yourself. And you don't have to be popular, either!
I'll tell you what. Wanna be a nonconformist? Spend your time at the library instead of slitting your wrists, clad in men's work shirts, ties and pocket-protectors. Maybe then you'll actually make something of yourself. And you don't have to be popular, either!
Regular, pretty cool, intellectual college student (mockingly): Hey, emo kid. When you get depressed, do you cut your wrists in every direction? Does singing songs about getting dumped give you an erection?
Nineteen-year-old "Gothic" college-dropout: LIEK ZOMGZ!!! I AM NOT EMO!! EMO KIDS ARE POSEURS!! *punches regular, pretty cool, intellectual college student*
Regular, pretty cool, intellectual college student: It's funny that you did that, because much to your chagrin, I actually have the education necessary to not only submit a complaint to the police department, but defend myself in your battery case! Too bad you spent your days in your dark, depressing oblivion drawing pretty pictures of bleeding unicorns, not taking advantage of your parents' tuition savings. Good luck!
Nineteen-year-old "Gothic" college-dropout: LIEK ZOMGZ!!! I AM NOT EMO!! EMO KIDS ARE POSEURS!! *punches regular, pretty cool, intellectual college student*
Regular, pretty cool, intellectual college student: It's funny that you did that, because much to your chagrin, I actually have the education necessary to not only submit a complaint to the police department, but defend myself in your battery case! Too bad you spent your days in your dark, depressing oblivion drawing pretty pictures of bleeding unicorns, not taking advantage of your parents' tuition savings. Good luck!
by Lauren. January 01, 2006