Gordon

Gordon is the sexiest man on earth, the way his luscious thick ass jiggles as he walks, his beautiful chocolate skin and most importantly his amazing cowboy hat. I just want him to ride me like a horse and have his way with me, spread me wide open and go to town on my soft ass.

Me and Gordon were in the car our eyes met, my heart was pounding as he came closer and took the virginity from my lips I could feel his course beard rub on my face. We proceeded to do things that would get us kicked out of any church we may enter. God I love Gordon.

by Captcop May 26, 2021

Gordon

A Male Swirly Tabby Cat That Meows And Plays with Kittens.

This is Gordon

by MayDayMeh June 16, 2018

Noah Gordon

Being better than everyone in every way.

Person 1: Hey did you hear we I won the race?
Person 2: Yeah you were like Noah Gordon!

by Noah Gordon October 27, 2022

the gordon dripman

he's a pro crim player and also very rich

the gordon dripman hey guys im a pro

nasa: no ur not lmao broke ass fatass

qurtov: wtf no he's so good at the game ur so cringe

by a mental gordon fryman August 23, 2021

owen gordon

a big man that loves eating mcdonalds daily

he is such a owen gordon, he wont stop ordering door dash mcdonalds!

by somebody not the silly goose December 15, 2023

cameron gordon

definition of no hoes

person 1: cameron gordon gets ne bitches him
person 2: and he’s fat

by Guagaga July 1, 2022

Daniel Gordon

a person who loves to eat cookies and enjoys being googly.

Person: "Who ate all the cookies"
Daniel Gordon: "me! *blushes*"

by adamchik December 11, 2024