The Gordon effect

When you are winning a match and you jokingly say you are going to lose this then lose the match.

We are on match point no way we lose this
Watch how we lose this now
Oh no! You just initiated the Gordon effect.

by Redfrozr February 9, 2021

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Gordon

A person that will apply fruit roll up dye to your eye ball for $0.50 in the first grade. He made ~$13 from this business deal while simultaneously not having the brain capacity to realize he ate the entire apple core, exclaiming 'Where's the apple core?!' after consuming an entire apple core.

That cunt that looks like he is on heroin, what a Gordon!

by Arrival_ July 18, 2020

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Doing the Gordon

"Doing the Gordon" is shoving a crowbar up a woman's vagina.

"Hey, I just played Half-Life 2 and I really liked the main character, so I decided to pay him a little tribute by doing the Gordon with my wife."

by func_peepee August 4, 2019

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The Gordon's Fisherman

Inserting fingers into a vagina, then wiping them under the nose along the upper lip of the person whose vagina was penetrated. (A vaginal variation of the "Dirty Sanchez" )

After I fingered her, I gave her "The Gordon's Fisherman" ...she was pissed.

by Such A Good Good Boy August 1, 2022

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