Funner

a derogatory word describing a person who:
a) thinks they’re smart
b) tries too hard at school or something else usually nerdy
c) tries to impress others and please authority

Ha Stacy tries so hard in math class. What a funner

by A-town October 29, 2012

funyoned

Extremely drunk

Corr Levi is funyoned

by Sophsta19980508 November 16, 2014

Funnecessity

The need to have fun

This looks like a funnecessity situation!

by Garebear#1 July 21, 2014

Funner

Something that is more fun.

My ride is more funner than yours!

by c+k June 22, 2015

funnel of shit

Traffic in Pittsburgh, PA

I'm trying to get to this hotel to fuck my man, but I can't because of this funnel of shit.

by Johnny bag of dicks December 20, 2015

Futoned

A state of being when one smokes intense quantities of weed and/or drinks copious amounts of alcohol, causing an individual to sink back into a futon in a catatonic stupor.

Strictly more comfortable than being couched

"I was futoned so hard last night that I had chunks of futon mattress welded to my back this morning "

"We smoked so much weed the other day that we were futoned for days"

by HelpIlostmysocks August 20, 2016

funnel text

Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.

I was funnel texting last night....got 5 responders and ended up shagging Jessie again.

by Famous Reekie January 1, 2017