FrontPage

A WYSIWYG web site editor, brought to you by Microsoft Corporation.

Also known as the fastest, most painful, destructive and thorough method of raping perfectly good HTML. An extremely dangerous tool in the hands of the relatively computer-illiterate.

Student 1: "What's up?"
Student 2: "Marcel's done his part of the assignment in bloody Frontpage!"
Student 1: "Fuck."

by Flynn_Mac May 16, 2006

Front Spanking

When you have done something so awful being hit in the rear is not sufficient. Therefor escalating to being spanked in the front crotch region.

Dammit boy, you had better stop that before you get a front spanking!

by SidTheSquid October 8, 2011

frontfired

Backfired is when good intentions end up making things worse, so frontfired is when bad intentions turn out good.

You: "Stop talking to me, we have nothing in common."
Guy: "Sure we do!"
You: "Oh yah? I'm a pedophile."
Guy: "Really? Me too! :)"
You: ...well that frontfired.

by cliffdagreat December 1, 2011

Frontpumper

A person who display a motion of a forward directional thrust at the hips while doing activities

Would you just look at that frontpumper

by Jd688 July 30, 2012

Frontgating

When a car in front of another car deliberately slows down to force the car behind to slow down and/or tailgate.

I'm going the limit in the left lane and this Oldsmobile slows down and starts frontgating me at 50 MPH.

by [e-mail] October 25, 2012

Front bum poo

Child birth

Check out the size of that pregnant woman. She must be aching for a front bum poo!

by N8o August 20, 2013

front door pause

The momentary doorstep halt while you check you have your keys, before pulling the front door shut.

"Why's that guy stood there like a statue with his front door still open?"
"Dude, he's probably having his front door pause."

by Colin 100 November 2, 2013