15 footer

Any woman that looks decently hot from (at maximum) 15 feet away. Anything closer will just make you want to turn around, hurl, or shudder.

Guy 1: "Yo, check out that 15 footer down the street."
Guy 2: "I have a 15 footer"
Guy 1: "Shut the fuck up"

Guy 1: "yo, check out that hot piece of real estate down the way about 15 feet."
(10 feet away)
Guy1: "holy shit, nevermind"
Guy 2: "that is disgusting."
Guy 1: "please castrate me now."

by pmac51 June 1, 2006

Footer

To muck/play about with something aimlessly, just for the sake of it or out of boredom.

not much, just footerin aboot way this tape recorder (or any other object randomly found lying about)

by Morning Sun January 19, 2011

left footer

A member of the Catholic faith.

Oi, you'll want to keep an eye on your boy around Seamus... he's a left footer.

by Jim Graziano December 16, 2005

100 FOOTER

A girl/woman that you can tell is a lesbian from 100 feet away. IE: they are a 100 footer!

IE: they are a 100 footer!

They have the generic short hair and dress kinda boyish, without talking to the woman you can tell she is queer!

by Cathy-shorty April 21, 2006

donut froster

Someone who jerks off in the bathroom and gets cum on the toilet seat.

BOB: I never invite Frank over to my house any more.

JOHN: Why?

BOB: Cuz he's a donut froster.

by Peter Phil McCracken March 2, 2009

sister fister

a brother or even a sister that likes to casualy fist their sister up the vagina or even the arse hole. Most of the time resulting in a very sore vagina/anus, and if caught resulting in a sentence of 10 years in jouvey.

(here is a role-play of a sister fister and his sister)
Kirsten after a long sleep
Kirsten: o hi there Aaron i didnt see you over there in that dark corner.
Aaron: You dont need to see me, you just need to feel me
Aaron and Kirsten both grin and Kirsten turns around

by mitch aka titch September 2, 2008

50 footer

a chic that only looks good from 50 feet and beyond

i saw a 50 footer in gym the other day. from one end of the gym she was ws hot then as i got closer she got uuuggglllyyy!

by dawg82 July 1, 2006