Toasted Rooster

Someone who becomes talkative when they're high.
by ChenTRPR January 24, 2021
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"hey dude check out my Rare Rooster That is Big and Black"
"damn dude it's soooo big and black and hard"
"there's soft roosters?"
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 09, 2024
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Rooster Scone

When a Rooster (cult member from southern Illinois) becomes a scone. These are highly trained men in many aspects and you should be on high alert when around one. These soldiers are excessively well in consuming alcohol, gambling, stealing women, smoking anything that burns, and are highly trained experts in hand to hand combat as well as firearm combat. Also major dickheads. Just not the person you want to test, absolute TOP G's all around.
Man we just ran into a group of Rooster Scone's and they were smoking marb reds and had 6 blondes with them. What a group a badass men. I sure wouldn't mess with them.
by dirtymoney93 September 16, 2022
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Rooster Dump

When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.
Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.
by Koknballz May 17, 2017
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Procrastination Rooster

When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, they have come home to roost.
It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with aht next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 03, 2023
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Jacket The Rooster Man

Jacket The Rooster Man is a man that goes around wearing a rooster mask, a Letterman jacket and bright blue jeans.
He is a sociopath.
by Professor_Luka May 28, 2018
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rooster hag

man, I'm too broke for the titty bar, let's just scoop up a rooster hag.
by bishopballs June 09, 2017
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