whittle the flute

To jerk off.

Gloria will whittle the flute and swallow the music for a nominal fee.

by pentozali October 21, 2012

National kiss a flute player day

January 17, Kiss a flutist any flutist

“Omg are you a flute player? Can I kiss you? It is National kiss a flute player day”

by miraculouslydumb November 08, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

Soviet Flute

n. When hooking up with a person with the intention of playing them but in actuality they are using you for personal gain.

Dan was on the receiving end of a Soviet Flute when he woke up with his wallet and watch stolen after hooking up with a girl from the bar.

by emikcw850 December 13, 2017

aNGEL "flUTE" vALENZUEEK

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 05, 2025

Angry Flute

The act of rubbing hot sauce on ones lip before performing oral sex on a man. This causes the man's penis to burn and become red. The oral performer is now in the orchestra as the angry flute player and while the man screams his operatic whails of seduction.

"I really pissed off Carla last night. She gave me an angry flute and my neighbors all clapped after the performance"

by Lil Bwow Wow July 05, 2022

Fiji flute

When you poke holes in your dick and have someone else else blow that shit like a flute

I was bored in class so my friend gave me a Fiji flute

by Prada21 December 09, 2024