Angry Flute

The act of rubbing hot sauce on ones lip before performing oral sex on a man. This causes the man's penis to burn and become red. The oral performer is now in the orchestra as the angry flute player and while the man screams his operatic whails of seduction.

"I really pissed off Carla last night. She gave me an angry flute and my neighbors all clapped after the performance"

by Lil Bwow Wow July 4, 2022

etude for flute and bassoon

A lengthy, loud, and robust occurrence of flatulence

After last night's dodgy curry and beer, I spent the morning on the toilet performing an etude for flute and bassoon.

by anonymous July 5, 2024

Flute

An instrument in which people like to play meme songs badly on it.

A) Yo you ever seen that Titanic flute fail?
B) *sigh* yea

by Just a random chicken nugget March 5, 2022

cooter flute

Any object that a woman can insert into her vagina that may make her sing along in pleasure.

"Dude I caught her playing with her cooter flute yesterday!! "

by Choach Poacher May 27, 2021

Flute

A beautiful woodwind instrument played by beautiful or handsome people. Often flute players are very smart.

Hey, I wish I played flute. She sounds so graceful playing the flute!

by Lil’Dorito February 25, 2017

cooch flute

Vagina and or a noisy vagina

I was banging this chick last night and she had the noisiest cooch flute.or , that chicks cooch flute sounded like bagpipes. She got a gassy cooch flute

by I.b. sparkin July 20, 2018

Skin flute

A penis shaped glass for men that drink mimosas.

Damn, this mimosas would be great out of a skin flute.

by Wordplay123 November 19, 2016