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Floater

Beer at a bar or party that has tragically lost it's owner. A more politically correct wounded soldier.
Jeff: Did you leave that floater on the bar?
Pete: You know I'd never do that.
Jeff: Poor guy's gonna get tossed in the pork soda bucket now.
TP: I can't watch this, I'm going sky dumping
by The Cooker March 13, 2008
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mana flood

1) In Magic the Gathering, when a player has more land than any other card type or draws a land card in 5 consecutive turns.

2) The opposite of mana screw.
"Dude, I could've totally killed you, if it weren't for mana flood for the first 7 turns of the game..."
by aSyntaxError May 4, 2009
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Flood Butt

a far more liquid case of mud butt where one's shit seems more like piss coming out of your ass.
Oh, shit! Stop the car! I've got flood butt like a mother fucker!!
by Mikel B July 12, 2006
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floobie

Put a bra on them floobies, they're hitting your knees
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by ohcrapnospacebar October 27, 2010
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Floating

The act of rubbing ones genitals or vagina against another's genitals, taint or anus without until orgasm without physical penetration.

Not to be confused with "soaking" (no friction allowed) or "dry humping" (no clothing required to in the act of floating).

This is a non-discriminatory, multi-sexual term that is gender and sexual orientation neutral.

Anyone of age and consent can float!
"Hey, I know we're not having sex but are you down to float? I mean, I've never tried the floating thing but it could be fun?!"
by Pie Till I Die August 4, 2018
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Floobs

This is how the Florence and the Machine fans - also known as Flows - call her boobs.
"- Oh my god ! Have you seen the What Kind Of Man music video ?
- Yeaaaah ! Dude, she's got such cute floobs"
by ShitFloSings February 17, 2015
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Mountain Dew Float

This is the official definition of this word.
It is when you bust a nut in a girl's mouth and then piss in her mouth. She then gurgles it and swallows.
Person A: That chick Beth is a real nasty freak.
Person B: What do you mean?
Person A:When I had sex with her last night she told me to give her a mountain dew float.
by Carl H.... October 12, 2007
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