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flattearthy

Manipulative "triple p" --- i.e., "pump-priming praise" --- remarks dat are so obviously insincere and invalid dat they might as well be trying to convince da listener dat da world is a huge disc-shape.
Da term "flattearthy" could also mean gushing admiration/approval dat is so overwhelmingly ego-stroking dat da swimmy-brained recipient might actually be willing to believe dat our planet is configured like a tabletop instead of a sphere.
by QuacksO November 30, 2023
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Flattitude

Flattitude refers to the attitude of a proud, confident Flattie.

A Flattie is someone living Flat after a mastectomy generally due to breast cancer.
Did you she that Flattie in New York Fashion Week, she sure had Flattitude.
by Lsears April 26, 2024
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Flatscreen Games

A term used to describe all games played on a monitor as opposed to VR gaming and other immersive gaming.
"Are you're still playing flatscreen games? What is this the 80's? Retro dude"
by Kobziti May 7, 2024
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Flatten

- Jim "Did you see me flatten that poor cunt, he didn't stand a chance".

- Aggressor "One step closer and I'll flatten you cunt".
by Meat Sweat Mike June 3, 2024
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Flatism

The act of flattening, crushing, and reducing the human genitals to ash, in the pursuit of sexual pleasure. This act can be performed in groups, though not exceeding fifty-seven. Flatism is often used as part of a courting ritual between those who do not wish to procreate…….. EVER!!!!!
“I saw on Janet’s profile that she’s into Flatism! That is very appealing to me because I to am aroused by the idea of my genitals being crushed under the weight of a tractor.”
by Jackson KamaSutra June 5, 2024
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Flattard

An offensive name for a person who believes that the earth is flat
Person A: Person C is such a flattard! Did he not see on our last beach trip that the sun goes down the horizon?
Person B: Yeah! He told us that the sun and moon is always above flat earth but we can clearly see the sun and moon rise and set which means that earth is mot flat!
by Octoweed March 29, 2024
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Flatty

A fat girl that lacks ass and tits even tho she is a fatty making her look like a cylinder
by anonymous April 4, 2024
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