Fanging it

When a woman uses the restroom but can't sit she simply stands and does a peace sign near her pee hole and aims her stream.

"Who the f*** cat sprayed on the toilet, don't they knoelw how to fang it"
"She must be fanging it"

"You just gotta fang it"

Wize words from a wize woman

by Fangqueen June 18, 2022

Farting like the Barber's Cat

Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.

by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022

Fandingo

The act of fucking your girlfriends mom and dad at the same time with a sausage egg McMuffin

Wow, I just pulled and fandingo in the volts wagon

by Titcheese2503 July 20, 2022

Facting

To state a fact about a certain topic and educate them on the topic.

Your mom thinks I’m hot. She’s straight facting it up.

by Honora Eckles September 8, 2022

fattings

to be fat about a food or obsessed with food

liz was fattings about a banana like she was eating 7 banana

by badbish777 September 30, 2022

Funting

The act of fish hunting

Hey Mike wanna go funting?
I went funting with my dad and caught a giant bass

by FuntingFanatic November 19, 2022

fainting goat

Whenever goats get jump-scared sometimes they just ragdoll like a fucking drunk guy who over-reacts to getting a fork thrown at them.

Rude guy: *scares little goat*
Goat: *faints*

Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'

Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*

by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022