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The various drama, memes, and other complications arising from and concerning Facebook.

Such as: "It isn't official until it is on facebook" and how people invite everyone and their grandmother to the Adriana Lima appreciation group....just because they can.
Frank: Bill looks like a guy, but dating him isn't out of the question until he fills out his profile on Facebook.

Bill: What the hell man!? Chill with the Facebookery!
by Rationed July 25, 2008
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When you receive a Facebook friend request from someone who you would rather not be friends with for whatever reason feel obligated to accept, you have been Facebook friend snared.
Crap! I have been Facebook friend snared! I don't like Lisa very much and she has sent me a friend request. I'd ignore it but we have so many friends in common that it would be awkward to ignore her request so I accepted it.
by CLS CU April 7, 2010
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The all-consuming, incomprehensible rage old rich people get when talking how about much Facebook is worth because of how silly they think it is. Specifically applies to the very rich who might invest in it. The Wall Street Journal publishes front-page stories on Facebook stock price while it puts normal company prices in the back, which aggravates the disease.
My boss heard Facebook's janitor bought a new Ferrari and he jumped out the window. Facebook Derangement Syndrome (FDS) fatality number 489.
by Tederator March 19, 2011
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a guy or girl that looks good on Facebook, but not in person.
"Went to meet this girl lastnight, she was such a facebooker."

"Ahh man that sucks, butterface?"

"Totally."
by Jewdus2013 February 5, 2010
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trying to have a relationship with every male on thier facebook friends list
mary: what are you doin?
jane: chattin up a guy
mary: that same guy?
jane: no a different guy
Mary: Why, whats wrong wiv u, u must sum facebookerslag!!!
jane: i cant help it :P
by Xxhackreeem_razorxX January 7, 2010
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A girl or guy who posts revealing photos for attention.

A "Facebook Hooker".
"Ashley has become such a Facebooker. I don't get why she thinks she needs to, she's already got enough attention as it is"
by Austin McCrebbing November 13, 2011
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A member of generation Y. Someone born in the 1980's or 1990's.
by loweryjk February 21, 2008
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