Elonslop

Viral content posted on X (formerly Twitter) with the sole purpose of farming interactions. The tweet is usually made expressly to outrage as many people as possible in order to generate interaction.

NPC1: “Hey did you see I made $300 off X this week!”
NPC2: “Good stuff dude, that Elonslop is really paying the bills huh”

by Elonchow June 24, 2024

elon musk

the world's richest and oldest 5 year old

Things Elon Musk has accomplished:
- make the worst payment "service" (PayPal)
- buy and subsequently ruin even further the worst social media platform (Twitter)
- invent a truck that looks like a brutalist toad (Cybertruck)
- invent a worse subway which doubles as a fire hazard (Las Vegas Loop)
- IRL Kerbal Space Program (SpaceX)
- ridding Die Antwoord of their title as Most Ill-Received South African
- smoke weed on a live stream

by F R O N G U S September 19, 2024

elon

to throw money at an election

That billionaire eloned the campaign. He got his money's worth.

by Darwin Jr. November 27, 2024

Elon's penis

Seems to be very small, even smaller than Zuckerberg's.

P.S. This part of his body (as a word) is censored when searching on his currently owned site, Twitter (A.K.A. X).

Everyone wants to see Elon's penis how big or small his is.

by Shiine-1 December 6, 2024

Elon Musk

noun: a multibillon dollar acquisition of a tech company that the buyer then intentionally sabotages and ruins to the point of it losing all monetary worth.

"Microsoft pulled an 'Elon Musk' with their acqusition of Skype."

by thegirlnextfloor January 19, 2025

Elon Musk salute

The Elon Musk salute or the Musk salute is a variant of the Bellamy, Roman or Nazi salute that is invented by the South African businessman of the same name. The gesture may incorporate a hand wave, such as towards an existing or perceived audience, usually as an attempt to exaggerate low charisma or disguise the true nature of the salute.

Person A: Hey look, Elon's waving at us!
Person B: Nah, he's just doing the Elon Musk salute.

by AlabamaSword January 24, 2025

Elon Moment

An increasingly common event in which a person or group of persons, knowledgeable within a given field, read or hear Elon Musk making a definitive statement within or about that field, and all at once realize that he is an idiot.

My Elon Moment was when he posted his Path of Exile Build. Now I know this guy isn't taking us to space.

by Shamus_Aran January 24, 2025